General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

That happened quickly. Why wasn't I drafted?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I made sure you and me was off the radar. I did.....things I wasn't proud of.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

...but I wanted to make Trump proud

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Couldn't you have asked me first?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

You'd probably die from friendly fire on the first day.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

People wouldn't know you, you'd joke around, piss someone off, and get shot right in the face.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'd probably have to teach 18 year olds what a safety is

 

[Kiffy Lube]

My jokes would alienate a few folks though that is for sure

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I'd just be in the corner laughing my ass off.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

After some GFK shot me?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Nah, I'd be laughing at the jokes. I'd probably shoot whoever shot you.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

We could just do this in a coffee shop in LA

 

[Hidden Blaze]

But that means we'd have to go to LA...

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah, I guess we just gotta stay alive and watch Halfway murder some ISIS for us

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Still jealous