General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

 

[Nostradamus]

Yea, I mentioned that in the SmarkTV 2021 Rumble Match yesterday... worst part of WWE commentary every year

Some shit like "Oh my! Could it be!? Guys! That's...that's independent/international wrestling star (insert name here), he's traveled all around (insert locations here) winning (insert non-descript accolades here) and has earned the adoration of fans across the (insert country of origin/recognition/"the globe") but now he has to truly test himself against the Superstars of the WWE!"

 

[Chris]

A few years ago one of my friends watched the World Series in Spanish bc he didn't wanna listen to Joe Buck

 

[Death By Looch]

I mean... maybe it could be fun if you use a language that already sounds hyper all the time like Japanese

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The waiter dude at Steak ‘n Shake is named Brandon

 

[Death By Looch]

Some shit like "Oh my! Could it be!? Guys! That's...that's independent/international wrestling star (insert name here), he's traveled all around (insert locations here) winning (insert non-descript accolades here) and has earned the adoration of fans across the (insert country of origin/recognition/"the globe") but now he has to truly test himself against the Superstars of the WWE!"

You put way more excitement in that than Cole does

 

[Death By Looch]

The waiter dude at Steak ‘n Shake is named Brandon

They are everywhere

 

[Marty McFourth]

The waiter dude at Steak ‘n Shake is named Brandon

We taking over

 

[Nostradamus]

You put way more excitement in that than Cole does

Was giving him the credit of feeding off Pat's probable excitement lol

 

[Hoss]

Yeah the Rumble is probably the worst show for commentary

 

[Chris]

I mean... maybe it could be fun if you use a language that already sounds hyper all the time like Japanese

I always enjoyed Japanese commentary while watching 90s AJPW for sure

 

[Hoss]

Mania is up there too

 

[Marty McFourth]

Sharing a name with Blaze & Smark

 

[Chris]

Sharing a name with Blaze & Smark

Don't forget that Steak n Shake waiter too

 

[Hoss]

But the sheer number of times Cole has to say "it's all about the numbers" and breaking down the stats of who has won from what spots and how long people have lasted and shit is incredibly dull