General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Brandon Blaze]

I’m looking at myself in the mirror right now and it’s just disgusting how attractive I am

it’s a blessing and a curse

 

[Swamps]

I’m looking at myself in the mirror right now and it’s just disgusting how attractive I am

Then how come you get no pussy??

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Sometimes I look at myself and think “damn, I wish I could fuck myself.”

 

[Shane]

Then how come you get no pussy??

how come you lie?

 

[Shane]

Yeah one time I hurt my dick by fucking my mirror

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I don't think he's lyin'

 

[Dakstang]

Sometimes I look at myself and think “damn, I wish I could fuck myself.”

Your hand is as close as you can get.

 

[Shane]

He’s definitely lyin

 

[Swamps]

how come you lie?

I always tell the truth! Even when I lie!

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Your hand is as close as you can get.

is only it was Saturday

 

[Brandon Blaze]

If only

 

[Shane]

I always tell the truth! Even when I lie!

sick

 

[Shane]

Time to go in the shower and admire my naked body

 

[Shane]

Have a good one gentleman

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Did I just get a quit watchin' porn ad on Youtube?