General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Doom]

Fun fact: If you mark your territory on someone by pissin' on them, they automatically become yours

Welp, might as well whip my dick out and start pissing on the floor, so I can make my territory.

 

[Doom]

*mark

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Go for it, man

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I was just gonna put women but I didn't want to be sexist

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I NOW OWN ALL OF YOU!!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I don't think Smark is gonna be happy but it's too late

 

[Deezy]

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Sorry Deezy, them the rules.

 

[Deezy]

The rule of law would call that sexual assault methinks

 

[Deezy]

May have to file an official complaint to HR

 

[Kiffy Lube]

This are the rules of the Animal Kingdom

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Above a legal system

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Since I own everything, I own HR, and I deny your request.

 

[Deezy]

Animal kingdom clearly don't follow proper wording

 

[Deezy]

#metoo compaign incoming