General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Jobber Doink]

Obviously, I would use your pokemon as ammunition against you in said feud, have to ambush them when you're not around and leave notes letting you know that they're being "taken care of"

 

[Chris]

Could feed one of them to her like Boss Man did to Al Snow

 

[Rosie]

Obviously, I would use your pokemon as ammunition against you in said feud, have to ambush them when you're not around and leave notes letting you know that they're being "taken care of"

Be warned, I have a Dragon, a Zorua who has illusion and can play tricks on you, an Umbreon who is bulky af and can take a hit, a baby eevee who is too cute to hurt, an electric dog, and a crazy as fuck Sylveon who loves Moonblasting everything and has a modest social media following

 

[Jobber Doink]

Could feed one of them to her like Boss Man did to Al Snow

She'll have to replace them with moppy when I'm done with them.

 

[Jobber Doink]

Be warned, I have a Dragon, a Zorua who has illusion and can play tricks on you, an Umbreon who is bulky af and can take a hit, a baby eevee who is too cute to hurt, an electric dog, and a crazy as fuck Sylveon who loves Moonblasting everything and has a modest social media following

Well, I have a cave troll!

 

[Rosie]

Would you hurt this pretty baby?

 

[Death By Looch]

He would

 

[Death By Looch]

#EverythingForHeat

 

[Rosie]

#EverythingForHeat

Okay, Bully Ray

 

[Death By Looch]

 

[Jobber Doink]

Would you hurt this pretty baby?

I'll send a picture of it being waterboarded!

 

[Death By Looch]

Damn

 

[Rosie]

I'll send a picture of it being waterboarded!

Her response is: "What the heck did you just fucking say about me, you little worm? I'll have you know I evolved top of my class in the Sylveon Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Types, and I have over 300 confirmed faints. I am trained in Smogon and I'm the top Moonblast in the entire Kalos armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.-

 

[Rosie]

-You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Zoruas across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, weedle. The moonblast that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint you in four moves, and that's without items.-

 

[Rosie]

-Not only am I extensively trained in pokemon battle, but I have access to the entire arsenal of TMs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poop. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiot. I will moonblast all over you and you will drown in it. You're done, kiddo." -Candie the Sylveon 2022