General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Comrade Khan]

Friendzone Jones

 

[Hidden Blaze]

i had a hot girl add me on myspace and start chatting with me and found out she had a boyfriend

thought this was gonna turn out to be she wasn’t real

 

[Butters]

nah she was real, i still know her but she just didn’t tell me about this dude that was a big part of her life.

 

[Chris]

did she say yes?

Yeah we went on like one movie date I'm pretty sure and then she fucking moved states

 

[Swamps]

Yeah we went on like one movie date I'm pretty sure and then she fucking moved states

Did you get laid?

 

[Butters]

now i date her

 

[Butters]

and she tells me about this chris guy, “the one who got away”

 

[Chris]

Did you get laid?

Not in 5th grade no lol

 

[Butters]

Not in 5th grade no lol

late bloomer

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Yeah we went on like one movie date I'm pretty sure and then she fucking moved states

damn. Date was that bad?

 

[Chris]

I wish I could remember what movie we saw so I could blame it

 

[Butters]

godzilla 98

 

[Chris]

I was in 5th grade in like 05-06 bro

 

[Butters]

lol

 

[Butters]

i was 13 in 1998