General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Comrade Khan]

You have to get married quick before the nutty religious folk in your family realize she was pregnant BEFORE the honeymoon

good lord

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The East Texas formula is knock up a girl around 21, get married bc of that, hate each other but possibly try and stay together for the kid(s) and by the time their 18 you've learned to tolerate

they supposed to be super religious in Texas. but having sex before marriage? Bad Texans if you ask me

 

[Comrade Khan]

really is like stepping in a time warp

 

[Comrade Khan]

Texas style, push em down the stairs

drive to another state, and never look back

 

[Chris]

You can get away with it if the kid is born like 7 or 8 months after the wedding, no one thinks too hard about it bc math is hard anyway

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Sounds like if I went to Church there, I'd be gettin' set up with everyone's daughter

 

[Doom]

Bein' an alcoholic is one of the best things about life

It is for some people, but for me, I drink because I'm miserable in life.

 

[Jobber Doink]

drive to another state, and never look back

Most Texans aren't smart enough to find the state line

 

[Comrade Khan]

Most Texans aren't smart enough to find the state line

its a big ass state tbf

 

[Chris]

Most Texans aren't smart enough to find the state line

I grew up on the Louisiana border but it's worse over there

 

[Jobber Doink]

I grew up on the Louisiana border but it's worse over there

No one likes Louisiana though, why do you think god keeps trying to wipe it out. Fuckers are like a cockroach though, they wont die.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

But they have Voodoo Gumbo

 

[Comrade Khan]

I grew up on the Louisiana border but it's worse over there

I believe it, got so bad they hired mother fucking Steven Segal as a cop

 

[Josh Drake]

They no-sell every tornado.

 

[Chris]

The only good thing about Louisiana is the gumbo really lol