General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

I thought you wanted more hard workers

 

[Comrade Khan]

i summon thee @Loochferatu

 

[Doom]

I'm very sorry KIF. I'm just tired and ill because I haven't slept good in 3 days.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

It's okay, man. I'm sure I'd annoy ya from time to time if we worked together

 

[Chris]

You should get a job in my office, KIF

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm not smart enough for an office job

 

[Chris]

Oh you'd be surprised

 

[Chris]

It hasn't happened since I've been here but I can tell by the signs posted by the microwave that "no foil in microwaves" is not as widely known as I thought

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Well I can type 95 words a minute, just never had a job that required that. I guess maybe the weed sprayin' job I had where after my shift I put all the paperwork counts. That boss was always impressed how fast I did it but he was a chicken pecker typer

 

[Jobber Doink]

It hasn't happened since I've been here but I can tell by the signs posted by the microwave that "no foil in microwaves" is not as widely known as I thought

We had signs to always reminds us to wash our hands and to "not dump food or coffee down the water fountains"

 

[Chris]

Lol in the bathrooms there's a sign that says to only flush toilet paper

 

[Jobber Doink]

An arena my daughter plays hockey at has a sign letting people know not to pee on the floor in the change room bathrooms

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Did you piss on the sign?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I kind of wish Scott Norton was in WWE instead of WCW. He probably would have got an incredibly goofy gimmick but he may have made it work and got some title reigns

 

[Chris]

At least we'll always have his Japan run