General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Butters]

can't believe i'm friends with a bunch of posers

 

[Doom]

I honestly hate driving, it's boring.

It's because you can't watch porn and drive at the same time.

 

[Swamps]

I drive all the time.

 

[Butters]

some cars have tv screens

 

[Swamps]

It's because you can't watch porn and drive at the same time.

yes you can! Thank God for smart phones!

 

[Butters]

I've just never been that big of a driver, I refuse to commute to work. If the job isn't where I live I won't do it. I will move there tho.

 

[Butters]

not gonna spend hours a day in a car driving to a job.

 

[Dakstang]

I bet Swamps has seen it a time or two in his adventures in law enforcement.

 

[Dakstang]

I don't mind driving. As long as I am moving and not stuck in traffic.

 

[Butters]

you ever just kinda assume we will see Swamps on the news as one of those police officers that accepted a blowie from a chick to get out of a ticket and was caught?

 

[Chris]

Always thought it'd be for storming a capitol of sorts tbh

 

[Butters]

after getting the blowie

 

[Dakstang]

Nah Swamps ain't goin out like that

 

[Butters]

like that dude that was on the front line that was charging the cop but only when his back was turned.

 

[Butters]

i said hey there's swamps but that dude ended up being from iowa.