General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

Def illegal if they were to specify it

 

[CakeWalker]

like escort services, are legal

 

[Butters]

I think that's what it is in Vegas, all "escort" services.

 

[Butters]

then they show up with a giant bouncer dude and rob you

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Speaking from experience?

 

[Butters]

nah, just a fear

 

[Butters]

last time i went i was the only single one and all my friends were like, "you should get one"

 

[Butters]

we shared a room so idk if they wanted to watch or what but i didn't do it. not gonna pay a stranger to sleep with me.

 

[CakeWalker]

if you want an escort

 

[CakeWalker]

you should just go to the netherlands

 

[CakeWalker]

its all legal

 

[CakeWalker]

all safe

 

[CakeWalker]

all privacy protected

 

[CakeWalker]

zero crime

 

[Butters]

also, apparently there's apps on your phone that point out the massage parlors that give out happy endings