General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Deezy]

Guess I can coook some up in memory

 

[RDK]

Feeding pigs bacon must be breaking some sort of animal laws

 

[Deezy]

Pig will devour anything, this is why most religions count them as drity animals

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Feeding pigs bacon must be breaking some sort of animal laws

think its frown upon may not be law

 

[Butters]

I don't like bacon

 

[Butters]

I worked at a cell phone company once and we had an open house for customers and served pulled pork. had a lady come up to me and tell me pork is ungodly and we should be ashamed.

 

[Butters]

I said listen here you filthy bitch, the only thing I see ungodly is you, so suck my dick

 

[Dale]

Then apologised to your girlfriend

 

[Butters]

Jokes on you, it was my mom

 

[Dale]

That was my original angle but thought better of it

 

[Dale]

so jokes back on you

 

[Butters]

Should have stuck with your gut, glad you think I'm cool enough to get a girlfriend tho

 

[CakeWalker]

Dale never said your girlfriend was human

 

[Butters]

neither did i

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

neither did i

butter works just as well as lube?