General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Jimmy King]

 

[Chris]

She sus

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Send her a 50 dollar tribute

 

[Marty McFourth]

like her first response is hey handsome do you wanna come over and like im reading it instally like this is spqm

Sounds like one of those sexbots or whatever, idk, haven't really used those apps myself

 

[Marty McFourth]

I'd just be paranoid of being catfished the entire time, thinking every interaction is too good to be true

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I've talked to hundreds of sexbots. They are everywhere

 

[Marty McFourth]

I want to try online dating, but literally all I hear is bad experiences and it sounds like such a pain in the ass to navigate as an average looking guy

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Datin' apps don't work for me. I always take goofy ass pictures and women on them just want some regular dude who says he's into hikin'

 

[Marty McFourth]

We can't all be chads like CHRISTOPHER

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Bars are much more style

 

[Marty McFourth]

Datin' apps don't work for me. I always take goofy ass pictures and women on them just want some regular dude who says he's into hikin'

They're missing out on your winning personality KIF

 

[Marty McFourth]

Bars are much more style

Never tried it, and obviously not something that can really happen right now with COVID I guess I just feel awkward randomly going up to people

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I am one of a kind, if ya want some generic Chris is there

 

[Marty McFourth]

At least they can't tell how short I am online I suppose, but they'll find out eventually

 

[Chris]

How am I generic