General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Comrade Khan]

thats fucking funny . fuck drug tests though, that shit shgould be illegal in MOST jobs

 

[Chris]

Well I passed that first 6 minute one so I didn't even have to wait for lab results

 

[Comrade Khan]

god damn bro, how badly were u shitting bricks in that 6 minutes?

 

[Comrade Khan]

id have been sweating so fkin much lmao

 

[Chris]

Not bad, bc I assumed there was no way I passed so they'd just send it to the lab and I'd have a couple days to think of something to say when I failed :heton

 

[Comrade Khan]

hmm pro-active, fair

 

[Chris]

And I have high metabolism so I was just hoping I could talk them into a second test in a week or so and pray that one was good bc of it

 

[Comrade Khan]

i guess if u wake n baked ur like lol im screwed anyways

 

[Comrade Khan]

yeah legit, as long as they don tdo the dumbass hair test ud have likely been oke just drininking a fukton of water for a few weeks n not blazing

 

[Chris]

That quick test scanner thing gotta be broke tho

 

[Comrade Khan]

well it cant be that good yea. usually they always send that shit to a lab

 

[Comrade Khan]

i guess some of them have the like, color thing, but its weed, usually super easy to find lmao

 

[Chris]

I stopped smoking once I started talking to them too just in case there was one, but no one ever mentioned it during the couple interviews and it wasn't in any of the documents they sent lol so I was like nice no drug test

 

[Chris]

Yeah I thought pee tests were better at catching weed than any other drug lol

 

[Chris]

That's why all the baseball players in college do coke instead