General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[TOP GUY TIME]

I actually have a genuine main event (imo) calibar dude i wanna bring to the efed once i can cut promos again

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

I found it.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Entrant #14... Humanity!

Humanity's music hits. Shrieks and screams are heard around the arena. The action in the ring stops as the gangly, limping and crazed Humanity slowly makes his way to the ring carrying a bomb in his hands.

Shepard: Is that a bomb?!

Taylor: Someone stop that maniac!

As everyone in the arena panics, the superstars in the ring back off each other and stand at the back of the ring. Humanity limps his way to the ring pointing at Zacky Sullivan as if to motion that this is the very end for Zacky. Nitro slides underneath the bottom rope and begins search under the ring.

Humanity takes his time getting in the ring as Nitro rapidly searches for something underneath. Laughing as he places the bomb, the blocks of C4 in the center of the ring, Humanity never takes his eyes off of Zacky Sullivan. The bomb ticks down it's final seconds, Noah Nitro has finally found something. It's the sheet of Iridium metal Stephen Hawking gave him earlier in the night. Noticing Nitro is trying to save them, Summers, Truth, Instinct and Sullivan all charge at Humanity and pin him down in the corner. Noah Nitro throws the sheet on top of the bomb and throws himself on top of the sheet to use his body weight to hold the sheet over the bomb.

The bomb goes off! People scream, the wrestlers duck for cover but the sheet of iridium works and absorbs most of the blast. The bomb sends the sheet and Noah Nitro flying in the air. The sheet of metal drops to the ringside floor but Nitro is hanging from the rafters fifty plus feet above the ring. The crowds relief that the bomb didn't have the desired effect Humanity wanted has turned into dispear as the youngest CWA roster member clings on for his dear life.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Oh it was CWA

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Yeh lel

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

That makes a lot of sense

 

[Hoss]

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

That was in 20-fucking-13.

 

[Chris]

Did any of the fans sue

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Almost 8 god damn years ago.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

And then Humanity went on to be in the final three of WrestleRoyale the next year. Probably the closest I ever got to winning a world championship.

 

[Dakstang]

Time flies.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

I was also 17 then.

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

BIB is shaping up. though i'm probably gonna be thrown into some triple threat

 

[Hoss]

Cut a promo for Mayday you coward