General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Hidden Blaze]

Any hole is a goal when you’re KIF

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Even my holes

 

[Hidden Blaze]

This man gives no fucks

 

[Butters]

first he asked if i would do her with him, and i said no, then he asked if he could just watch.

 

[Butters]

I've had one threesome in my life and it was not a fun experience.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

first he asked if i would do her with him, and i said no, then he asked if he could just watch.

Why wouldn’t you with him tho

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I would avoid that *Butters* that sounds like a mess

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Oh already was answered

 

[Butters]

I had just broken up with a girl and was at the bar getting black out drunk and my friend was like hey, were leaving so me him and this chick we hung out with got in the car to leave and we just kept driving around and they were like, "ok we're gonna bang, if you want in that's cool or we can drop you off" and newly dumped butters was like, "fuck it what do i got to lose"

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I think I watch to much wrestling

 

[Butters]

then he asked me which side of her i wanted

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I’m watching Two and a half men.

Someone said “ding dong”

And I, without hesitation say “HELLLO”

 

[Butters]

I said, "you wanted to get laid so i'll take the mouth" she wasn't hot at all and I wasn't into it and I was so drunk I don't think I could have gotten hard if i wanted to, it was like she was sucking on a gummy worm

 

[Kiffy Lube]

This sounds like the sloppiest three-way ever

 

[Butters]

yeah, it wasn't anything great.