General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

Some girl from my college got huge on onlyfans and is like doing "collabs" with people now which I think just means she's a pornstar

 

[Butters]

I said i'm not driving 56 miles to watch casper

 

[Chris]

56 miles is like one town over

 

[Butters]

too far

 

[Butters]

I remember a friend of mine drove like an hour and a half to see this chick and when he showed up i was there making out with her

 

[Butters]

I guess she got drunk and messaged up both to come hang out and I lived in town and he was at college so i showed up first

 

[Butters]

the good old days

 

[Chris]

Oh man

 

[Chris]

She probably messaged him first then got impatient and knew you were closer so messaged you second

 

[Butters]

he showed up and I was like hey man what are you doing in town? I didn't find out until later.

 

[Butters]

he ended up hanging out for like an hour while we watched a movie and left. poor guy.

 

[Butters]

but still, kinda on him for being in a college city and driving an hour and a half to a small ass town to try and get laid.

 

[Butters]

I hooked up with that girl for quite a few years until she moved away, now she's married with kids and still tries to contact me whenever she comes back to town but I don't respond because I'm pretty sure she's looking to cheat and I don't wanna help that cause.

 

[Chris]

You're gonna find out later that she named one of her kids after you

 

[Butters]

"I named him forrest, just like his dad"