General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[JakeYourBooty]

There’s a regular at my bar that drink bud light seltzer’s cuz beer makes his gout flair up


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[Kiffy Lube]

I search everythin' on Dogpile because Google tracks all information. You should start usin' it Duke

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You happy, Chris?

 

[Chris]

Never, honestly

 

[Butters]

like I have anything to hide.

 

[Butters]

Kif thinks he's some mel gibson character in a movie

 

[Butters]

he's definitely not the main character of his own movie.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That's the problem with folks, you doin' that gives up everyone else's privacy

 

[Chris]

I'd hate to be the main character in my movie, I always like the side characters better

 

[Kiffy Lube]

At 3AM, I'm usually the main character here so I'm good with that

 

[Butters]

im the dude that's in the background and people say, "oh he's in this movie? cool"

 

[Chris]

I feel that way every time Bill Paxton pops up in some old film I had no idea he was in

 

[Chris]

RIP

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Oh that's you, I got nuthin' to worry about then when I reclaim my best shoutboxer award

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Wait, Bill Paxton died?