General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

You're on a god damn roll, you should buy some lottery tickets

 

[Chris]

I thought my dad had something to do with it bc he works at the dealership but when I talked to him he said he had no idea until his boss told him I got hired lmao

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I wouldn't believe my Dad if he told me that but he's a liar

 

[Chris]

My dad's a liar too but it's usually to make himself sound better so I was surprised he didn't lie and say he got me the job

 

[Chris]

But he was too shocked about it

 

[Chris]

Well I wouldn't really say he's a liar, but he's a car salesman so he's great at stretching the truth

 

[Kiffy Lube]

My Dad doesn't really brag, he just tells old life stories about his jobs that everyone has heard a thousands of times. I don't think half of them even happened

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Could your Dad get me to buy car at a dealership? I don't trust dealerships though, I'd rather find a 10 year old truck someone is sellin' just because they are upgradin'

 

[Chris]

My dad makes most of his money selling used cars so probably

 

[Chris]

Or trucks bc this is Texas afterall

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Damn, maybe he sold me my truck and I didn't even know

 

[Chris]

I'll give you his card bc if you buy something from him with my name on the back of it then we both get $100

 

[Chris]

Which is a profit for me, but you're paying for the vehicle so not much for you

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Do you want me to know your last name?

 

[Chris]

Nah otherwise I'd let you follow my Twitter but I don't trust you