General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

 

[Butters]

was he catch phrase really touch it?

 

[Butters]

I mean, I guess suck it doesn't sound better either but I always thought of it as like the fuck you type suck it and not literally please suck my dick.

 

[Chris]

That's what the crowd would always chant lol

 

[Chris]

Yeah "suck my dick" and "touch my dick" have two completely different meanings when said in arguments

 

[Butters]

yeah like kiss my ass

 

[Chris]

Okay Vince McMahon

 

[Butters]

I don't mean for people to actually kiss me on my ass

 

[Butters]

I'm getting too old, Facetime makes me cranky.

 

[Butters]

I've never done a video chat with someone and I sure don't plan on it, I just don't get it.

 

[Chris]

I used to video chat with my girlfriend at the time when I first started college and we weren't in the same town anymore

 

[Butters]

my niece will call my mom and then not say anything for like a solid minute and a half until my mom finally says something. it's bizarre to me. if you call someone at least have shit to say.

 

[Chris]

Until we broke up after a month of that

 

[Chris]

Duke ima video chat you when I get home but just leave it on when I'm doing shit so it's like you're there with me

 

[Butters]

yeah, if I was like out of state and had a significant other I could see it but my friends when the pandemic first started were like, "we gotta do zoom calls now" fuck if we do.