General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Chris]

My cat normally only likes people that "hate cats" bc they don't fuck with him so then he starts begging for attention but he hates getting attention when he doesn't want it

 

[Chris]

So he hated every girl I brought over in college

 

[Chris]

Except for literally one

 

[CakeWalker]

i wouldn't mind - but if your nice to him - he takes that as a signal to shit on the decking

 

[Chris]

If it was an actual stray I'd say get a litter box for outside lol maybe anyway if the principle of cleaning another person's cat's litter box doesn't make you angry. Better than shit on something else you own

 

[Chris]

The alternative is a swift broom shot, usually gets them to stay away unless they're real stubborn

 

[CakeWalker]

oh he aint a stray

 

[CakeWalker]

his own his a couple of real dicks

 

[Chris]

Lmao my phone lock screen is set to change to random pictures of animals throughout the day

 

[Chris]

This beauty just popped up

 

[Chris]

Why tf is there a fake cat

 

[Kiffy Lube]

They both look real to me

 

[Chris]

Bruh the one on the left is a fucking statue not even reacting to the black one, it's fake af

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

@Hamilton yoh are up

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Thanks for the explanation