General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

You know how to count?

 

[Chris]

Not at the moment with how many tequila shots I've taken

 

[Deezy]

Piss tests for accounting? Don't even work with dangerous tools

 

[Chris]

Bible belt bruh

 

[Sabretooth]

Calculators are dangerous

 

[Deezy]

Might get a paper cut

 

[Sabretooth]

might staple your finger to the paper

 

[Kiffy Lube]

That only happens under stress

 

[Chris]

The only jobs that didn't piss test for me were my on campus jobs and some actually involved dangerous tools...but they only tested you if you got in an accident so they didn't have to pay workers comp smh

 

[Sabretooth]

So I'd do the same thing lol

 

[Sabretooth]

And accounting is stressful KIF

 

[Chris]

Accounting is only stressful if you're doing something shady...which you would be for most major companies so I guess that applies

 

[Smart Marx]

Walmart piss tests no matter if you're looking to be a cashier, a stock boy, customer service rep or the guy that literally just grabs the carts in the parking lot all day.

 

[Deezy]

Not as stressful as putting in beams for electric towers in the boonies....but who's comparing

 

[Smart Marx]

One test on application and then they don't test again like Chris said until you get into an accident and then it's an automatic piss test before you can return to work.