General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[CakeWalker]

and they straight up go 'What you doign tonight - you and your mate - gangbang?

 

[Dmac]

Gotta respect that very misguided optimism

 

[CakeWalker]

i think it was the shock they got when the brazilian that had taken me there - did some mma neck punch to one of them and sweep a second one leg from under him.

 

[CakeWalker]

It was then I knew - shortterm relationship but hot none the less

 

[Dmac]

That part I would need proof it happened though

 

[CakeWalker]

let me just get the video footage

 

[CakeWalker]

oh wait...im not a millenial constantly recording me life.

 

[CakeWalker]

i can provide you with a picture of a donut

 

[CakeWalker]

 

[Dmac]

That would certainly prove a neck punch and a sweep sure let's see it.

 

[Dmac]

Yeah I can see it!

 

[CakeWalker]

the bite marks - represents the light assault

 

[CakeWalker]

the hole represents me realising the brazilian woman i met in the gym - is going to be a liabiltiy for my career in the police

 

[CakeWalker]

the lack of sugar - represents it not being a sweet situation to be in

 

[Dmac]

The big hole in the middle represents the lads from Liverpool wanting to fill yours.