General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

I'd prefer cash

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Teach you to read, and a ham sandwich.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Can I drink out of the hose too?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Sure.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

GOAL MINNESOTA!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Back 2010 now

 

[Chris]

KIF I just matched with a girl on Bumble that doesn't eat red meat and is afraid of birds

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Put in her and never call her again

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I probably get that far though, I'd probably make sarcastic comments about the red meat durin' dinner, she'd slap me and I'd be alone

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Nah, that just you getting angry sex then.

 

[Chris]

How do we work birds into this though

 

[Hidden Blaze]

KIF can get a pet bird

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Bird are cheap, just get one. Leave it in the bathroom and let it scare the hell out her

 

[Chris]

I've heard they make great pets if you get the right kinds, idk the right kinds tho

 

[Hidden Blaze]

KIF with a bird would be a draw