General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

I don't understand taxes

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I just go to HR Block and annoy them

 

[Deezy]

Same

 

[Chris]

Yeah I used HR Block last year, my shit is pretty simple though. I can get some credits for my student loan and car interest payments but that's about it so no point in paying when the free HR Block stuff works fine

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I get paid under the table mostly so I'm sure I'm violatin' a ton of laws that'll never understand

 

[Deezy]

KIF does day labour

 

[Chris]

That's how they caught Al Capone, KIF

 

[Chris]

Hit him with that tax evasion

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Welp

 

[Chris]

The good news is the IRS has been terribly understaffed for years so you'd be very unlucky if they audited you

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Fuck the IRS

 

[Chris]

Pretty useless at what they do tbh

 

[Chris]

Last I heard they were upping the amount of audits but were only focusing on people that didn't make very much...which means they're less likely to actually commit tax fraud and if they do the amount would be minuscule lmao But if you ask they can say "no look we do so many audits last year, we're so efficient"

 

[Swamps]

I can show you how to write "Hookers " off as a business expense

 

[Chris]

I don't believe the IRS will report you for any illegal income as long as you state how much the income was and pay taxes on it tbf