General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

We need to hear this radio commercial

 

[Comrade Khan]

no wonder all these assholes always questioning your integrity chris, you have the live in the shadow of aused cars salesmen

 

[Chris]

We need to hear this radio commercial

I have the transcript saved still.....bc I wrote it for him

 

[Chris]

no wonder all these assholes always questioning your integrity chris, you have the live in the shadow of aused cars salesmen

New and used

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Post it, man

 

[Chris]

All it said was "Happy to be back in [my town] and looking to sell you all your Ford needs now" pretty much lol bc he had worked in a different town for a couple years before coming back to this place

 

[Chris]

Cursory glance at our lots tells me that it's about 85% trucks and of those trucks 95% are black, white, or silver, 4% red, 1% other

 

[Chris]

The red most likely only being a thing bc that's the school's colors here

 

[Comrade Khan]

also cuz red looks good

 

[Comrade Khan]

id say red is always a popular colour in vehicules anyways outside the black silver

 

[Comrade Khan]

silver always popular cuz looks good + hidesdirt

 

[Comrade Khan]

black is a pain i nthe ass, i know from experiewnce lol

 

[Comrade Khan]

i assume white is also a pain but easier to clean than black. black sucks cuz any dust is gg

 

[Comrade Khan]

if i was a richboy. MATT black tho

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Next time hire me for a jingle, you know I'd bring all the milkshakes to the lot