General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[Kiffy Lube]

He forged his Diploma

 

[Chris]

How old do you think I am lol

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

He forged his Diploma

he got it thank God for his sister lockjaw clearing

 

[Dmac]

I don't doubt it. He forged my details for VIP

 

[Chris]

Bc I graduated college after 4 and a half years in 2018

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Sister lockjaw clearing

 

[Chris]

And then didn't get a real job until a year after that

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

How old do you think I am lol

considering your love of freshly tyrned 18 year olds ill say young

 

[Chris]

What freshly turned 18 year old do I love?

 

[Dmac]

It's not so much when you graduated it's just the job market is fucking shit so over here you would be waiting a while before a job that you're qualified for pops up

 

[Chris]

My Bumble settings start at age 19 thank you very much

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Granted that might be sabretooth

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

My Bumble settings start at age 19 thank you very much

so miss mysterio just makes the cut

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Confusin' Chris and Sabretooth

 

[Chris]

It's not so much when you graduated it's just the job market is fucking shit so over here you would be waiting a while before a job that you're qualified for pops up

Oh I wasn't qualified for this one at all, the owner is an idiot and lucky he hired someone competent bc I wasn't vetted or even given a real interview. He's just rich and doesn't give much of a fuck