General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

[CakeWalker]

Oops I passed your IP address on to Homeland Security already...

 

[Chris]

KIF doesn't have an IP address, he gets on here using some sort of cup and string equivalent of a telephone

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm sure I'm already on some sort of FBI watchlist

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Apparently the lady watchin' over the self-checkouts got fired but I was reassured she'd get her job back. I hope she isn't too pissed next time she sees me

 

[Chris]

You should give her a tip

 

[Chris]

Tip: "Don't fucking let KIFs walk out without paying"

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I think I have another tip for her

 

[Chris]

Just realized that my use of KIfs implies that there are multiple and not just you

 

[Chris]

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm sure scientists are workin' very hard to clone me

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Isn’t one KIF enough


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[Kiffy Lube]

You tell that to the 6.3 billion people that wanna be me

 

[CakeWalker]

I just ask my cat if he wanted to be a clone of KIF he stared at me and furballed. Animal kingdom vote is, hard no.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Ask a dog, cats are selfish

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Cats are my favorite animals though, just don't tell my dogs