General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Chris]

yeah they never taught us that it makes most humans poop

when I learned that being lactose intolerant is the default and we mutated to be able to consume it out of sheer force of will

 

[Professor Booty]

I’ll just set up more snap traps they are still best way

 

[Professor Booty]

Cuz it’s delicious

 

[Chris]

Cats are also lactose intolerant but they love milk anyway so people still give it to them lol

 

[Professor Booty]

Mice are snap trap intolerant

 

[Professor Booty]

So are fingers

 

[Professor Booty]

Also Chris you can make your picks in 30 minutes. Mitch’s time is almost up

 

[Chris]

Oh damn I didn't even realize he was up

 

[Professor Booty]

Yeah he’s gonna get skipped like a ho

 

[Lethal]

Cats are also lactose intolerant but they love milk anyway so people still give it to them lol

wait...what?

 

[Chris]

Gives them stomach issues, not gonna kill them or anything tho

 

[Chris]

Google is telling me it's fine for kittens but once they get older they stop producing whatever you need to breakdown lactose

 

[Professor Booty]

That’s why they are assholes they always have tummy aches

 

[Brandon]

They make non lethal mouse traps

 

[Professor Booty]

Why would I use those?