General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Professor Booty]

some young dude comes out and grabs the mic “I’ve had a full body transplant, I’m younger faster and gonna live another 60 years. It’s really me, we’ve done something no one’s ever done. Umm bigly…make America great again…Kovkefta…and my other stuff”

 

[Butters]

Trump supposedly has some announcement at 2pm today. So little over an hour from now

he's basically just gonna say space force is moving from colorado to alabama

 

[Professor Booty]

Trump “I’m not dying, cry about it”

 

[O-Blaze]

he's basically just gonna say space force is moving from colorado to alabama

well thats not what I wanted to hear

 

[Butters]

could be more, that's just what cnn said

 

[Butters]

"we're moving space force and also i'm dead, this is just a pre recorded hologram"

 

[Comrade Khan]

I'm sad he's not dead .

 

[Butters]

knowing them he's probably fine and they've been faking it so ppl forget about the epstein files.

 

[Butters]

This is like when he got covid and everyone was like, "i might not like him but i hope he's ok" and then he got better and was like, "ok im better, fuck minorities and covid is fake"

 

[Professor Booty]

Or the “assignation attempts”

 

[Professor Booty]

No guys that was real

 

[Professor Booty]

HIS EAR

 

[Professor Booty]

We all put tape on our ears in solidarity

 

[Butters]

not a cult tho

 

[Professor Booty]

Nope