General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Professor Booty]

Ooof

 

[Professor Booty]

He needs to be on a list

 

[Butters]

he probably is. he's an idiot too.

 

[Butters]

when i worked at the cell phone company, he had internet with us and he always complained it never worked right and we found out he wasn't even turning it on. he never set it up.

 

[Butters]

he didn't even have the modem plugged it, it was just sitting at his bar on a shelf with the power cord still in the box.

 

[Chris]

The classic man child stereotype that can't do anything without a mom or wife treating them like children

 

[Butters]

one of the bartenders said he was just connecting to a neighbors wifi

 

[Chris]

That's actually funny af lol I can really see him setting the unplugged modem up and opening WiFi on his computer and seeing a random unlocked one and just assuming it's his bc why wouldnt life be catered to him like that lol the computers do everything for you now right?

 

[Professor Booty]

And yet he was able to open his own bar

 

[Chris]

Before the computer times, you had to do your own stuff then (hire the right people to tell you yes or no)

 

[Butters]

Yeah its nuts

 

[Butters]

Theres apartments above the bar so it was probably some residential wifi that didn’t lock it. Ppl in iowa dont lock their doors or wifi

 

[Loochblade]

WS the home of handsome hunks

 

[Barry Poppins]

 

[Loochblade]

There's one of them