General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Professor Booty]

It just sucks when people that drive stuff like that don’t stay to the side and want to be right in the lane like they are real vehicles meanwhile traffic is building up behind them. Yes I drive all day everyday lol

 

[Butters]

yeah, people do that on regular bikes here

 

[Butters]

in their defense we don't have like any bike lanes or anything. if someone is seen on a bicycle in my town we just assumed they got arrested for drinking and driving recently.

 

[Chris]

My town has bike lanes half streets but others they're in the process of adding so bikers can just use the full lane, but thankfully there's two lanes there anyway so easy to pass

 

[Professor Booty]

Yeah you can tell the habitual Drunk Drivers, their bikes are older usually.

 

[Professor Booty]

Half of them are grill cooks

 

[Chris]

In my hometown the drunks just keep driving and hope they don't get caught again which is kinda funny considering everyone knows each other including what vehicles they drive, including the cops

 

[Butters]

yeah we have some of those too.

 

[Butters]

one of the local bar owners got a DUI and then like 2 months later he got arrested for driving with a suspended license and also had a loaded gun in his car.

 

[Butters]

so he lost his liquor license and had to sell his bar

 

[Chris]

When it came a bad snow storm on 2021 before I moved, I had to ride with one of the salesman at the dealership that lived near me bc my car didn't have a chance. He had the breathalyzer gimmick where you had to blow every 30 mins to make sure you weren't drunk or your car shut off. The usual 20 minute drive took an hour and a half so that dude had to blow 3 times

 

[Professor Booty]

so he lost his liquor license and had to sell his bar

when keeping it real goes wrong

 

[Butters]

yeah, he was a creep

 

[Butters]

he would message like freshly 21 year old girls and be like, "you need to get to my bar its busy, the place to be tonight!" and they'd show up and have next to nobody there.

 

[Butters]

and he's almost 50