General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Jacob Fox]

who would stop him?

 

[Chris]

When you say the team is calming him down I'm picturing it as like between rounds in a UFC fight

 

[Butters]

when she mentioned people leaving his rallies cuz he rants about hannibal lector all he could say was, "nobody goes to yours"

 

[Butters]

his comebacks are honestly school recess fight levels

 

[Chris]

I know you are but what am I

 

[Butters]

"and if they do you clearly paid them to"

 

[Chris]

Or he makes fun of a disability, that's about it

 

[Jacob Fox]

"I'm rubber, you're glue. it bounces off of me and sticks on you!"

 

[Barry Poppins]

Bro has utterly lost the plot.

 

[Chris]

But hey if you don't want brown people to eat your pets, you gotta vote for him I guess

 

[Butters]

and you just know his followers are like, "fuck man, he got her!"

 

[Jacob Fox]

He didn't start out so bad actually

 

[Jacob Fox]

But she needled him and he took the bait

 

[Butters]

He didn't start out so bad actually

they called out a lie in his first statement

 

[Barry Poppins]

I like how he dodged the question regarding Israel. "It wouldn't have happened with me in charge", okay, so what would you do now? "It wouldn't have happened now!"