General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

Oh, well then

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Butters, as your lawyer, and closest friend. I advise you to settle out of court.

 

[Butters]

You’re not my lawyer

 

[Chris]

I don't know enough casual law to know fruit fucking laws though so I can't say for sure or not

 

[Butters]

I bet fruit fucking is encouraged in Iowa so I’m good

 

[Death By Looch]

I bet fruit fucking is encouraged in Iowa so I’m good

Corn ain't a fruit, I think

 

[Hidden Blaze]

You’re not my lawyer

But you didn’t say I wasn’t your closest friend

 

[Butters]

Its a fruit, vegetable, or a grain depending on who you ask

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Corn ain't a fruit, I think

You don’t fuck the corn, the corn fucks you.

 

[Butters]

We eat corn the long way

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

We eat corn the long way

when you butter it's easier that way

 

[Death By Looch]

...and through the anus

 

[Death By Looch]

You don’t fuck the corn, the corn fucks you.

That's not what I've seen on CornHub

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

...and through the anus

that's anal beads common mistake tho

 

[Death By Looch]

that's anal beads common mistake tho

I know you would know