General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Professor Booty]

same reason I can't vote

 

[Professor Booty]

and why the Canadians won't let me in

 

[Comrade Khan]

u could prob apply for a pardon to enter but thats a shame

 

[Professor Booty]

because 21 years ago I was a dumb party addict and added myself to a credit card that wasn't mine and had it mailed to me...post office involved oh that's a federal felony bud

 

[Comrade Khan]

fellons cant vote

 

[Comrade Khan]

but can be president

 

[Comrade Khan]

go figure

 

[Professor Booty]

mines federal too which makes it worse

 

[Professor Booty]

all the money has been paid back too

 

[Comrade Khan]

wild they went that hard on you for a dumb mistake

 

[Professor Booty]

but yet I'm still a turd

 

[Professor Booty]

yeah it was less than $10k too but because of the federal mail thing

 

[Professor Booty]

yeah I can def get it expunged that takes an attorney

 

[Comrade Khan]

man thats crazy and because u r not rich u cant just pay a lawyer to make it go away

 

[Professor Booty]

and they don't work for free