General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

I had a dapper dude named Parry Hotter

 

[JakeYourBooty]

I love snow storms

 

[JakeYourBooty]

oh wait no I hate them

 

[Butters]

I'm not sure which one is true

 

[Butters]

I bet business is booming during snow storms but then it also sucks cuz its you doing the deliveries

 

[JakeYourBooty]

digging my car out of a foot of snow

 

[JakeYourBooty]

oh I'm not

 

[JakeYourBooty]

working

 

[Butters]

take the day off and play with your willy

 

[JakeYourBooty]

my life isn't more important than people getting there shit

 

[JakeYourBooty]

and if you order your stuff today and not yesterday when you knew it was coming...youre a cunt

 

[Butters]

When I worked for the cell phone company if they sent us home early to close the store for weather they had to pay us for the full day so they just never closed cuz it was the same money to them

 

[JakeYourBooty]

now that I make my own schedule I'm gonna even gonna try

 

[Butters]

I would always say, just clock me out and send me home then i don't care.

 

[Butters]

but they'd be like, "no no, ppl need their cell phones in a blizzard"