General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Toilet]

That's why Trump got so mad cuz it gave people an easier way to get away from his hotels

 

[Chris]

Do you even have Uber now

 

[Doom]

Fuck Trump/

 

[Toilet]

Where I live? nah

 

[Comrade Khan]

Obama wouldn't have wanted me to walk, he invented Uber after that incident specifically for me.

Michelle wanted u to walk

 

[Doom]

Honestly, I wish there's an Uber in my town.

 

[Comrade Khan]

That's why Trump got so mad cuz it gave people an easier way to get away from his hotels

by blowing them up in a cybertruck

 

[Toilet]

actually, I just checked to see if uber could get me to walmart and it says it can, its 12 bucks and walmart is 1 mile away

 

[Chris]

Michelle wanted u to walk

she made my school serve burgers on whole grain buns so she was basically the devil

 

[Doom]

The city I live in has a total of 2,889 people.

 

[Toilet]

I used Uber in Vegas, Chicago, and Des Moines before tho.

 

[Chris]

actually, I just checked to see if uber could get me to walmart and it says it can, its 12 bucks and walmart is 1 mile away

the move if you didn't have a car would be walking there and then ubering back so you don't have to carry all the groceries

 

[Toilet]

I drove to Des Moines to see Taylor Tomlinson and was too lazy to drive to the venue from the hotel I stayed in so I just ordered Uber.

 

[Chris]

My current town is over 200k but my hometown is just under 7k I think

 

[Toilet]

that was an experience. a straight white dude going to see a female comedian alone.