So I guess the whole idea is that Baron Von Storm is too fucking stupid to understand the claw is banned, so he continually keeps trying to do it, and Jax Dane has to play male nurse to the Alzheimer’s patient. This is a fucking shitty gimmick and let me tell you why; Baron Von Raschke wasn’t a fucking idiot. He used the claw because it was his finisher, but he wasn’t a moron, he understood English, he had a firm grasp on reality. Fritz Von Erich used the claw, he was a massive heel; he wasn’t an idiot (though he was a shitty and morally bankrupt promoter). Why the fuck is Baron Von Storm an idiot with no grasp on reality? If he’s going to be riffing on those two classic characters, why are we Flanderizing them down to their most basic components: German, vicious, and they use the claw! I fucking hate this, and you should too.
