General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Chris]

I feel like that would cost a lot more than cow meat

 

[Chris]

I liked KIFs conspiracy theory that all the fast food places that added a vegan option were secretly substituting it for their animal products to turn everyone vegan

 

[Butters]

I mean idk if it's vegan but the chicken mcnuggets are like pink playdoh

 

[Butters]

but yeah he's probably in jail by now

 

[Chris]

That's bc they just combine all the chicken and it's by product and grind it up lol you're eating a whole chicken dropped in a blender and then shaped like cookie dough basically

 

[Butters]

damn, that's nuts

 

[Chris]

Yeah obviously there's not supposed to be bones and shit included but they def miss some and that's when people end up with a fried beak in their nugget box instead

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Still delicious

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Not the beak but the pink slime

 

[Chris]

It's efficient, utltizes more of the bird, I don't actually have any issues with it. The issues with chicken meat in America is mostly from how they're raised and bred

 

[JakeYourBooty]

I know who strait up found a mouse head in her Applebees to go salad, after she ate some of it

 

[Chris]

Never in person but I've seen multiple fried mice make it in a plate of fries from people posting online lol you just know the poor guy slipped and fell into the vat of oil, what a way to go

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Never in person but I've seen multiple fried mice make it in a plate of fries from people posting online lol you just know the poor guy slipped and fell into the vat of oil, what a way to go

Oh yeah he probably fell in when it was off to so he just sank in thick cold ass oil

 

[JakeYourBooty]

I find a mouse head in a meal someone put together for me to go

I’m burning the place to the ground

 

[Butters]

I think every place in my city has had a story of a cricket or something in their food.