General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

One of my parents neighbors I guess is outside throwing his tv and microwave and shit around.

 

[Butters]

breaking it.

 

[Butters]

So of course, my parents instantly say, "I bet he's an illegal" cuz he's mexican.

 

[Butters]

Poor guy must have got some bad news and is either breaking his own shit or his spouses shit and my parents are worried about his citizenship

 

[Chris]

"Why is everything about race" says the people who make it about race first when they say those things

 

[Chris]

I wouldn't have guessed bad news tho, I'd have guessed messy breakup lol

 

[Chris]

Or just mental health issues, randomly breaking electronics in your front yard is cause for concern for anyone, even American citizens

 

[Chris]

Unless you're shooting them, then it's just good fun and encouraged

 

[Death By Looch]

I wouldn't have guessed bad news tho, I'd have guessed messy breakup lol

Yea, that was the first thing that shot through my head as well

 

[Death By Looch]

Or just mental health issues, randomly breaking electronics in your front yard is cause for concern for anyone, even American citizens

Obviously good christian American Citizens do not have mental health issues

 

[Sky]

So of course, my parents instantly say, "I bet he's an illegal" cuz he's mexican.

Have you thought of reporting your parents to the Woke Police

 

[Sky]

You know, those guyx that totally exist and will arrest you if you even think slightly politically incorrectly

 

[Geese]

Last call for predictions!

I predict Sky is brilliant.

 

[Sky]

I predict Sky is brilliant.

But seriously though you've got 50 minutes or so

 

[Death By Looch]

Or you will be burned