General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Brandon Blaze]

I used to steal cans of compressed air at work for that but they started locking them up

Thought about getting that. But figured in the long run, this would be cheaper since you just gotta charge it up to use it.

 

[Toilet]

I had a girl ask me if i would buy her canned air because you have to be 18 to purchase it

 

[Toilet]

Back when i was like 20. It was my boss’s daughter

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Did you do it

 

[Toilet]

She wanted to huff it before Prom. I declined

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Good. You made the right decision

 

[JakeYourBooty]

But then he fingerbanged her in her dad’s car

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Allegedly

 

[Toilet]

Haha never met her dad

 

[Toilet]

Her mom was the one i hit on. She was crazy hot

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Her mom was the one i hit on. She was crazy hot

A little real like Stacey’s Mom

 

[Toilet]

my buddy hit on her too. He might have actually did her idk

 

[JakeYourBooty]

my buddy hit on her too. He might have actually did her idk

“Did her”

That’s an old school way of saying fucked

 

[Toilet]

The best way

 

[JakeYourBooty]

The best way

You’re the best way