General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Chris]

Some comedian was at a club, and never would let his girl come to shows, at all, so she snuck in one of them. He was telling horrible, sexual jokes about her, joking about her daddy issues and everything. So I’m like yeah, he didn’t deserve an explanation.

saying she couldn't come to shows is a mega red flag damn

 

[Death By Looch]

I've ghosted people that didn't deserve it before I'll admit, I almost ghosted my gf on bumble bc I forgot to open the app for 4 days but thankfully she didn't unmatch

Close one

 

[Chris]

Would have been an accident at least

 

[Hidden Blaze]

So that one, I’m like he deserves it, and she deserves better.

One dude ghosted a girl because he got her pregnant, but he was gay and didn’t want his child to think less of him. Wild thing in that one, he was the one who like called the show to find her, after she ghosted him back.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

But then the end you both decide to make up or ghost.

 

[Chris]

The regretted ghost

 

[Hidden Blaze]

The funniest like I said was the guy who refused to even send a “final message.” Saying make up or ghost, because he ghosted her already, and then complained how much his Uber was gonna cost. He basically fucks women for awhile, ghost them, and moves on to the next

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Then the show paid for the Uber lmao

 

[Death By Looch]

So that one, I’m like he deserves it, and she deserves better. One dude ghosted a girl because he got her pregnant, but he was gay and didn’t want his child to think less of him. Wild thing in that one, he was the one who like called the show to find her, after she ghosted him back.

...sounds like an Adam Sandler movie

 

[Hidden Blaze]

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Brock gonna kill me

 

[Chris]

Vaguely like that Sydney Sweeney movie from earlier this year lol

 

[Butters]

I got Cena

 

[Butters]

He's a bitch

 

[Chris]

They hook up, then she leaves before he wakes up, which pissed him off, she realized that was dumb and goes back a few minutes later to say bye, but his friend has shown up and he's ranting about how he hates bitches like her bc she left lol