General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[JakeYourBooty]

Let's just say they wanted to go all Chris Hansen on him

Well I’m not touching that subject
I had my share the other day

 

[Brandon Blaze]

That’s been his bread & butter since ‘Nam

Man wanted to make me hard.

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Man wanted to make me hard.

Sounds about right

 

[Samoa Looch]

South Korea’s top court ruled that same-sex couples are eligible to receive the same health insurance benefits as heterosexual couples, a landmark verdict hailed by human rights groups.

 

[Comrade Khan]

 

[Butters]

 

[Samoa Looch]

We also learned that Blaze has a barn, Booty

 

[Samoa Looch]

And he apparently thinks one can't jerk it in a barn

 

[Samoa Looch]

Now you're all caught up

 

[Butters]

And OMB and Blaze had sexual relations in said barn, per OMB’s side of the story

 

[Brandon Blaze]

What’s the crime?

Basically Butters said he loves hot scottish women, but could replace scottish with almost anything. Said he doesn’t love racist or nazi women. No matter how hot they are. Then mentions he wouldn’t love underage also. So Chris was like “probably also shouldn't find them hot” and OMB told him take a seat, so butters said “I said they weren’t, i’m not sitting anywhere.” So I said “No. Technically you said you don’t love them. Not that they aren’t hot.” So he said. “Ok well they aren’t hot either.” And then we closed the case.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

I lied about having a barn. I also don’t have a pitchfork. I’m sorry.

 

[Butters]

Then where did you and OMB fuck?

 

[Brandon Blaze]

I’ll leave now for being a no good lying son of a bitch.

 

[Butters]

This isn’t making any sense