General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Hidden Blaze]

What’s the job at the hotel? Are you Doorman Butters? Receptionist Butters?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Oh. You answered as I was asking

 

[Butters]

Front Desk so basically receptionist.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Don’t bang any of the moms who show up on vacation

 

[Butters]

easy shit and once i'm fully trained i'll be by myself

 

[Deezy]

One time I grabbed a bag that was unusually heavy......and when I used all my strength to throw it out of the truck.....the bag broke mid throw and I was covered in maggots.....true stort.

 

[Butters]

I used to work at a best western in des moines back in 2006 so it's nothing new. the computer systems are way easier now, back then it was like ms dos with black screen and green font

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Sounds like a job where you could fuck around and be on here while working.

 

[Butters]

One time I grabbed a bag that was unusually heavy......and when I used all my strength to throw it out of the truck.....the bag broke mid throw and I was covered in maggots.....true stort.

that shit sucks. When I worked in the meat department at Walmart we had a guy pick up our old meat and he pulled up in a truck covered in maggots every week.

 

[Butters]

Sounds like a job where you could fuck around and be on here while working.

that's the plan

 

[Deezy]

I got hosed down and wearing found clothes like I was in Pulp Fiction 100% shoot

 

[Butters]

I want something that's not much manual labor so when i get old as fuck I'm not breaking my back. I worked at walmart with too many of those old people that were in pain all the time.

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Here’s a hot take


Maggots are fucking gross

 

[Deezy]

They called it layinf dues.....I was like "pay me now and fuxj this job"

 

[Butters]

I don't understand them