General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Samoa Looch]

Butters probably working at Burger King and we make fun about the wrong person flipping burgers the whole time

 

[JakeYourBooty]

sadly, neither are true.

You’re on here all day

How do you possibly have a job?

 

[Samoa Looch]

Uncle Sam is my pimp

You're in the army?

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Oh that’s right, you gave up on that when you realized true love was better

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Butters has an Only Fans

 

[Samoa Looch]

Butters has only Fans

 

[Butters]

you think it's hard to post in the chatbox on mobile?

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Butters jerks off with a noose around his neck

 

[Butters]

Butters jerks off with a noose around his neck

 

[JakeYourBooty]

you think it's hard to post in the chatbox on mobile?

I do it all day but you’re also always playing video games


Ok I’ll bite

What’s your job?

 

[Samoa Looch]

Butters jerks off with a belt around his neck

 

[Samoa Looch]

I think that takes the edge off it a bit

 

[Butters]

I work at Dunder Mifflin

 

[Samoa Looch]

Hey I know that company

 

[Butters]

jk, pretty sure I've said before I work for a cell phone company.