He almost has a meltdown every time someone asks him to explain Mistico/Sin Cara/Dragon Lee/Dralistico etc. Lol
Mistico is the first Mistico, the first Sin Cara, and the second Astro Boy
Hunico is the Mystico that got sued, who was then Incognito, the second Sin Cara, and then the second Cinta de Oro
Dragon Lee is the second Dragon Lee, and he's Rush's brother
Dralistico started as the first Dragon Lee, then became the second Mistico, now he's.... both?
Rush and Dragon Lee and Dralistico's father was a Pierroth but he wasn't related to the real Pierroth
Incidentally, Pierroth had a brother called Incognito but he's not related to Hunico
Rush's uncles are the Pit Bulls, not the ECW Pitbulls
Mistico's dad was the third Dr. Karonte, though not really because there's multiple Dr. Karontes I and II.
Mistico is therefore formerly Dr. Karonte Jr. - a role also played by all of his brothers
Incidentally Mistico's brother, Argos, is also a former Astro Boy
Mistico was Komachi in Michinoku Pro, a role he took over from Volador Jr.
Volador Jr. is the cousin of La Parka, his father, the original Volador, took on the name Super Parka in order to cash in off his nephew
Of course we know that La Parka became LA ParK because AAA made another La Parka
The second La Parka was also the second regular user of the name Karis la Momia, which is a revival of an ooooold 50s gimmick
Mistico briefly became Myzteziz in AAA, then they made a Myzteziz Jr.
Myzteziz Jr.'s cousin's cousin is Bandido
Bandido and his cousin Magia Blanca (the one related to Myzteziz Jr.) used to tag as Los Magnificos
They're unrelated to any of the other luchadors that have been called Magnifico
Bandido is also unrelated to the WWF Super Astros Bandido, who was Scorpio Jr. for the rest of his career
Scorpio Jr. is unrelated to 2 Cold Scorpio
Mistico was the second attempt at a "divinely blessed" tecnico for CMLL; the first was El Sagrado who failed
He's the third El Sagrado (after Lasser and Axxel) and the second in CMLL (Axxel)
Axxel is the grandson of El Santo but he couldn't call himself "Nieto del Santo" because he isn't descended from Hijo del Santo, who sued him
Hijo del Santo's son worked as Santo Jr.
Lucha is confusing
THAT TEAM IS INVINCIBLE
