Game: Buy 3 things to creep out the cashier

[Roadster]

Pokemon cards, candy, and a book on understanding children (it only sounds bad when you take it out of context)

You're going to baby sit? How would this freak anyone out, even out of context.

 

[Swift]

Pretty sure if I bought Pokemon cards that'd be enough to scare people. I look like a freak as it is.

 

[Solid Snake]

You're going to baby sit? How would this freak anyone out, even out of context.

 

[Roadster]

:thisguylol:

 

[Solid Snake]

:thisguylol:

:kitler:

 

[Solid Snake]

Laxatives, KY, and a plunger