Game: Buy 3 things to creep out the cashier

[Solidus1]

You're in Walmart, and you need to buy 3 things to creep out the cashier as much as possible, what do you buy?
I'll start,

A cake, rat poison and a "sorry for your loss" card. :asuka:

Your turn! :ambrose3:

 

[Solid Snake]

Personal lubricant, a dog leash, and a gerbil cage... :eww:

 

[Legit Boss]

Flammable liquid. matches and a dildo2:

 

[Roadster]

50 shades of grey, plaid skirt and a saw :bully2:

 

[Legit Boss]

duct-tape, gagball & "Happy 7th birthday" card

 

[Prince Bálor]

Wait, cashiers actually care about what people buy? :

 

[¡Tranquilo!]

Laxatives , kidzbop album, Family size jergens lotion.

 

[Rogue]

Wrestling action figure, replica title, jorts.

 

[Forrest OAKADA]

Milk.

Because just seeing any one of you guys' ugly mugs would make him creeped out.

 

[Solid Snake]

Wrestling action figure, replica title, jorts.

This is what you would buy to creep someone out, not what you did buy. Silly.

 

[Rogue]

This is what you would buy to creep someone out, not what you did buy. Silly.

If I'm going to fight an action figure as John Cena I'd buy some colorful wristbands, and eat fruity pebbles afterwards. Not everyone would go all out like that alright.

 

[Roadster]

a cat, a baby outfit and a pack of icy hot

 

[Solid Snake]

Bleach, box of matches, and lighter fluid.

 

[Roadster]

razors, hot sauce and a Polaroid camera :eww:

 

[Solid Snake]

Pokemon cards, candy, and a book on understanding children (it only sounds bad when you take it out of context)