THE GIFT
OF
FRIENDSHIP
“Dr. Smith, are you ready?”
Dr. Smith stared through the glass into the observation room before him. The room was set up to look like your generic children’s bedroom. There was a small twin bed, a cabinet set up with a variety of toys including Legos, Hotwheels, little green army men, board games, coloring books and an assortment of crayons and markers. Sitting on the twin bed was a robot exoskeleton that resembled that of a roughly twelve year old child with a cord plugged into the back of its head that extended from that exoskeleton to the wall, disappearing through a hole in the wall.
“Dr. Smith?”
He shook his head, snapping out of his daze. This trial had to work.
This could not be another failure.
“Yes… almost ready… is he here?”
The lead engineer on the “UltaBuddy” project nodded her head. “Yes, sir. He’s on the other side of that observation window across from us.”
Smith was worried about that. Mr. Scorpane, the demanding and somewhat anxious President of Buddy System Toys had been applying a lot of pressure on the project for weeks. With each failed trial, the pressure became more and more. As a seasoned psychologist specializing in children’s behavior, one might wonder why Dr. Smith would put himself through this type of mental anguish.
But in his heart, he believed in this project. He was asked to come on board due to his expertise but in his heart, he felt like the world needed more true friendship. In his practice, he saw how much the effect of bad influences had on children these days. If he could be a part of bringing good influences into the world, he would do it.
The trouble was finding the right programming.
Programming the perfect friends was certainly not easy.
“Let’s go with the Trixie software.”
The engineer nodded in agreement as she sat down in the chair, spinning around to her laptop. With the confident strokes of the keyboard, she initiated the upload. “It’s ready, boss.”
Dr. Smith let out a deep sigh. “Execute. Trial #69 is underway.”
She pressed enter on the keyboard as the upload began.
Dr. Smith anxiously watched the status bar on the computer go from 0% to 33% to 50% to 77% to 99%... and it briefly paused… hesitating… for what felt like an eternity… before finally… 100%.
“Send in the child.”
The door to the observation room opened. A young boy with the name tag on his shirt that read “Jeffry,” nervously made his way into the bedroom replica. His eyes grew wide with curiosity as he took in the room and then noticed the robot on the edge of the bed.
The robot’s eyes opened.
“H-H-H-Hello?” the young boy stuttered with some trepidation.
The robot smiled at young Jeffry. “Hi there! I’m Trixie! Do you want to play?” The synthesized voice greeted the boy warmly, its mechanical face contorting into an inviting smile.
Jeffry, anxious yet eager, nodded as his apprehension began to give away into a tentative excitement. “Sure… I’d love to play.” The young boy began to approach the robot.
However, in a sudden, jarring turn of events, the robot's movements became abrupt, the calculated grace of its actions distorted by a glitch in its programming. In a startling motion, the robot delivered a punch directly to the Jeffry's groin. The impact caused the young test subject to double over in pain before dropping to the ground.
“Abort! Abort the simulation! Abort! Abort!” Smith shouted out, the urgency in his voice evident. The engineers in the room scrambled to halt the programming, their fingers racing across the keyboards.
The robot’s eyes closed.
“Trixie” had been shut down.
Dr. Smith let out another deep sigh. “End Test #69. Trixie Programming was not a success.”
The lab door burst open as the large and domineering presence of Mr. Scorpane barged into the room. His face clearly indicated his frustration. "This is unacceptable!"
“I know, sir. This is obviously not ideal…”
“NOT IDEAL? We left NOT IDEAL two months ago, Smith! You assured me your team was making progress. THAT WAS NOT PROGRESS! Christmas is right around the corner and we can’t afford another setback, Smith! UltaBuddy is supposed to be our cash cow this holiday season… but not if it’s punching kids in the fucking dick!”
“I know, sir… I assure you…”
“I’m runnin’ out of patience and you’re runnin’ out of time, Smith. Get it right… or get out.”
“Yes, sir. I understand. My team is on it… we just have to figure out the right programming and…”
“Blah, blah, blah, technical mumbo jumbo. I don’t care what you have to do… just make it play with a kid. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? MAKE IT WORK!”
Mr. Smith wouldn’t have another chance to respond as Scorpane stormed out of the room just as quickly as he had stormed in. Smith could feel the nervous sweat across his brow… there was certainly no time to waste. He wouldn’t be home for dinner tonight.
“Ooooh buddy, you’re gonna love this!”
Thirteen year old Alyx felt the thrill of anticipation tingling in the air as he and Chris crouched, peering through the window into Principal Russnow's office. The mischievous grin on Chris's face hinted at something devious afoot, and Alyx couldn't help but share in the excitement. He had no idea what Chris had planned, but when his friend told him to skip out on Math to play a prank on the principal, he knew he couldn't miss this.
They watched as Principal Russnow settled into his chair, reaching for his morning coffee as he normally did as part of his typical morning routine.
"Here it comes... wait for it..."
Alyx leaned in toward the window. Everything seemed so normal. So routine. Nothing seemed out of place. He couldn't see any sign of the prank. What was Chris pulling here?
Russnow lifted the coffee up and began to sip on the hot drink. His face showed a bit of a surprise, as if the taste wasn't quite what he expected. He pulled the coffee back down from his lips and examined it with his eyes... then shrugged and took another sip of the coffee before setting it down on the table.
While Alyx continued to peer through the glass, Chris began to laugh uncontrollably. Alyx watched as his friend clutched his side from laughing so hard.
"What's going on here, dude? I don't get it."
"That's not creamer in his coffee, brother," Chris whispered, struggling to stifle his amusement.
With the sudden realization, Alyx too began to join in his friend's infectious laughter.
Unfortunately, their shared glee would be interrupted with the sound of footsteps coming up from behind them.
Jean-Luc Watkins, the notorious school monitor with an uncanny knack for catching delinquent students, materialized seemingly out of thin air, catching Alyx and Chris red-handed. "Well, well, well.... What do we have here? Skipping class again, are we?"
Chris and Alyx still couldn't stop laughing, even with Jean Luc's presence. "Well! Well! Well! If it isn't Jean-Luc Dweebkins!" Chris cackled.
Jean-Luc's face became red with frustration as he stormed past the two, opening up Principal Russnow's doors.
"Mr. Russnow! I have a couple of hooligans here for you."
Russnow rolled his eyes as he sat his coffee down. "What now, Jean-Luc?"
"It's Chris and Alyx... again."
Chris smiled and waved, showing no remorse while Alyx was a little more hesitant with his wave, simply lifting up his arm.
"You two again? Really?"
"What's up, my man? Enjoying that coffee, aren't you?"
"Huh? Well, yeah... sure..." Russnow seemed confused by the question and even more confused by Chris's continued laughter.
"Yeah, I bet you are!"
Alyx tried to fight back his own laughter.
"I expect this sort of juvenile behavior from you Mr. Peacock, but Alyx... I am quite disappointed in you. And this is your fifth infraction, no less. I'm afraid I'll have to contact your father about this."
"No! But..." Alyx tried to object.
"No buts about it. You've brought this on yourself, young man. Now have a seat while I call your father."
Alyx titled his head backward in despair while Chris was still too busy laughing to realize the anguish his friend was going through. And now all he could do was wait as Russnow made the call... and wait... for what he knew was coming.
His dad was going to lose his shit over this.
You could cut the tension in the air at the Buddy System lab with a knife. Mr. Scorpane's heavy footsteps entered the lab. The agitated President was there once again to personally oversee another trial run of the UltaBuddy Project.
"Mr. Scorpane... so nice to see you," Dr. Smith welcomed his boss.
"Yeah, that's bullshit and you know it." Mr. Scorpane responded curtly. Which, of course, was true because Smith certainly was never happy to see Mr. Scorpane. "This is our last chance, Smith. The clock strikes midnight here today... time is up. So let's get it right, shall we?"
"Yes, yes... my team has worked really hard on this. I think we got it this time."
"Well, let's see it." Scorpane turned and walked to the glass window. A window that appeared as nothing more than a mirror on the faux bedroom on the other side. He watched the currently dormant UltaBuddy exoskeleton and just imagined the millions and millions of dollars this toy could make him. He was putting the gift of friendship underneath every tree this year for Christmas. Buddy System Toys will be back on top of the toy world once again.
All his eggs were in this basket.
"Let's go, Smith. Get it started."
Dr. Smith took a deep breath. "Okay, load up the Bedlam program."
"Are you sure?" His lead engineer questioned.
"Yes, that's the one we need right now. I believe in it. It was a little rough around the edges at first but it's the winner right now."
The engineer nodded. "Got it. Bedlam protocol uploading," she spoke as she typed on the laptop, beginning the upload.
"Trial #70," Smith spoke softly as the status bar on the upload hit 100%. "Send in the subject."
In the adjacent observation playroom, Bryan, the latest test subject, entered the room. Bryan, a chubbier child, seemed less interested in being there than Jeffry did in the last trial. However, he was immediately curious when he noticed the robot child sitting on the bed. "What is this?" Bryan questioned as the robot's eyes opened up.
"Howdy, there! The name is Tommy. And who might you be?"
"Woah, holy crap. You can talk."
"I can do a lot more than talk, partner. Tell me about yourself, my friend."
"Uhh... my name is Bryan."
"Nice to meet ya, Bryan. How about a game of cards?" The robot slowly stood up from the bed. Its movements were shaky and disjointed as it walked across the room, and grabbed a deck of cards off the cabinet.
"Uhh.. I only really know Go Fish."
"Boy howdy that's a fun one! Let's play!"
'Tommy' the robot knelt down and took a seat at a small play table in the room as Bryan hesitantly sat across from it. It began to quickly deal out cards.
Across from them on the other side of the mirror, Mr. Scorpane watched on. A smile formed on his face. "This is more like it. This is what we've been waiting for. I'm not sure how I feel about the cowboy gimmick but this is great work, Smith. Great work!"
Smith let out a sigh of relief as he joined Scorpane at the window. "Yeah, I'm not sure about the cowboy thing either... the team is working on other personalities that we can include in future updates."
"Which we can charge people for!" Scorpane exclaimed. "Oh, Smith... we're gonna be rich! RICH!"
Back in the playroom, the game of Go Fish had continued innocently enough and in the end, Bryan had defeated Tommy in the game. "Whew! You are good at this game, Bryan. I am impressed."
The young child chuckled. "Thank you... this was fun."
"It sure was. But the fun ain't gotta stop, now does it?"
"What do you mean?"
"I think we should celebrate our new friendship! Let's hit up the bar... have a beer or two or three! Yeeehhaawww we gonna get lit tonight, Bryan!"
The smile immediately disappeared from Scorpane's face as Smith's eyes grew wide.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Scorpane's voice flared up in a fiery rage. "SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!"
With the stroke of the keyboard, the engineer aborted the program once again. 'Tommy's' eyes closed as the robot went back into its dormant state.
"A BEER? My child's toy... my ULTABUDDY... the ultimate best friend... IS OFFERING ALCOHOL TO CHILDREN?"
"Mr. Scorpane..." Dr. Smith began trying to defend himself, "just a minor edit and we can fix that..."
"No! This ends now! You've had enough chances, Smith. Do you know how much money you've cost me? Enough is enough. This project is over. Smith.. you are FIRED!"
Dr. Smith stood stunned as the implications quickly sunk in. All his work. All his efforts. All his team’s efforts. It had all been for nothing. His dream of delivering friendship to children all over the world… true, honest, infallible friendship…
Was over.
The UltaBuddy project was terminated.
“Unbelievable.”
The disappointment in Alyx’s father’s voice echoed through the room as Alyx sat at the dining room table, ready for the scolding he was about to receive.
“Just unbelievable. I didn’t raise you to be a ruffian, Alyx. I didn’t raise you to be a juvenile delinquent. My mother and I have been raising you to be a functioning and contributing member of society. Skipping class? Pulling pranks? What a disappointment you have turned out to be.”
Alyx hung his head in disappointment. The words from his father rang true to him. The underlying sense of unworthiness was something he had been feeling for some time.
“It’s that Chris boy isn’t it?” Alyx’s father’s voice shifted from frustration to a hint of concern. “Yeah, this is all his fault, isn’t it?”
“No,” Alyx lifted his head up as he attempted to defend his friend. “It’s not Chris. Chris is cool and…”
“Cool? COOL? Is that what’s important to you now, Alyx? Being cool? The world doesn’t pay you to be cool. You know what happened to all the COOL people in my school? They work for me now. And if they don’t they work for someone else. Or they don’t work at all. They’re in the unemployment line. It’s just as I suspected. This Chris is a bad influence on you.”
“No he’s not!” Alyx’s voice now became more defiant as his father shook his head.
“None of this happened before… with your last friend you had… whatever happened to that boy?”
Alyx became quiet. The mere mention of his former best friend brought up a lot of painful memories. “Jake.” Alyx finally responded quietly.
“Ah yeah! Jake! What a good boy he was!”
“Yeah well, he’s not around anymore. He moved away and he’s not coming back.” Alyx’s voice trailing off.
Those two had always been inseparable. Jake had been an anchor of positivity in his life. He had been the kind of friend who made Alyx want to be better. To strive for more. He was always there for Alyx. When Jake was around, Alyx was a better person.
But did Alyx really deserve Jake?
Deep down, Alyx knew the truth. He knew that he didn’t. So when Jake’s family had to move a couple of hours away, Alyx made no attempt to maintain the friendship. He made no attempt to reach out. He didn’t return any of Jake’s texts or phone calls.
“Well that’s too bad,” his father continued. “But maybe you should work on finding another friend like Jake. Someone who will be a good influence on you.”
Alyx scoffed at the idea. There was no one like Jake. No one could replace Jake.
“But for now… you’re grounded, young man.”
“What?! No! You can’t do that!”
“I’m your father. Yes, I can.”
“You suck! This sucks! Everyone sucks!” Alyx shoved the table back as he stood up from the chair, flinging it backward in anger. He stormed to his room, slamming the door behind him.
Frustrated, he flung himself down onto his bed.
Angry with himself just as much as he was angry with his father.
“Honey, are you coming to dinner?”
Dr. Smith was oblivious to his wife’s voice. He sat at his desk in his home office, mulling over his project that had been abruptly terminated. His laptop screen flickered with files and notes, a digital graveyard of failed attempts and dashed hopes.
"Honey, everything okay?" His wife's voice once again called out from the kitchen.
He hadn't been able to tell them yet. How could he tell his family about his failure?
"Be there in a minute," he called back. Though he had no intentions of getting away from this computer yet. He had to figure out where things went wrong. He had to find a solution.
Amidst the sea of files, one caught his attention.
The Jeremy Program.
"I don't recall this one..." Smith raised his eyebrows as he clicked on the file.
Though his search through the different files was interrupted as his cell phone rang. He quickly hit ignore.
But it started to ring again. The same number.
Ignore.
And again.
Ignore.
And again.
This time Dr. Smith grabbed his phone and accepted the call.
"What do you want?"
"I'm sorry," a man's voice on the other end responded. "I got this number off a flier... I was hoping you could help."
"I don't think I can."
"Is this the number for UltaBuddy? The flier said something about beta tests for a new toy... one that could be a positive influence on every child... their new best friend..."
"Yes, this is the correct number. But we're not taking any more test subjects."
"Oh," the disappointment was clear on the other side of the phone. "Surely you can make an exception? I was really hoping this could help my son. I'm really worried about him. He's been getting into more trouble at school. Becoming a real juvenile delinquent. I'm worried about a bad influence in his life... and... well... if anything could help him... I'm willing to try it."
Dr. Smith was struggling to focus on what the man on the other side of the phone was saying as he also looked through the files in the Jeremy Program.
His eyes grew wide. "This is it... it was right here... all along," he muttered to himself, a surge of excitement coursing through him.
"What's that?" The man on the other side expressed confusion.
"Sorry, yes... you're right. It does sound like your son could benefit from our beta test."
"Really? Yes, please. I'll do anything. I'll pay anything. Whatever it takes."
Dr. Smith grabbed a USB drive and inserted it into the side of the laptop as he began to transfer the files onto it. "I'll send you the address. Be there promptly at 9AM on Saturday."
"I'll be there," the man confirmed as the call came to a close.
There was still hope. Dr. Smith could save the project.
He could take the project into his own hands and show Mr. Scorpane the results. He would sneak into the lab and load up the Jeremy program himself into the UltaBuddy. He’d put the finishing touches on the exoskeleton to make it more lifelike… and sneak it out before the lab opened up in the morning.
It wasn’t the most ethical of solutions but it was going to be worth it. He'd save his job, his team's job, and the future of Buddy System Toys.
But more importantly...
He was creating everyone's new best friend.
Christmas morning was one of the few things that the grounded Alyx could look forward to lately. He hadn't been able to hang out with Chris in weeks, not seeing him at all since the beginning of Christmas break. But at least there would be Christmas gifts.
But disappointment is something Alyx was used to. And something he should probably continue to be used to.
As he sat in the living room, discarded wrapping paper in vibrant hues scattered across the floor, he took a mental inventory of the lacklust gifts that his parents had put before him. Socks? Really? Socks. He had plenty of socks. Why did he need more socks? A document organizer? He's just a kid, not an accountant. And then there was a new wallet. That was okay I guess. But it'd be better if he had some money or something to put in it.
Leaving his presents lying on the floor, Alyx stood up. "I'll be in my room," he declared to his parents.
"Not so fast," his father stopped him.
"What? What did I do now?"
"Nothing. I have one more present for you."
What's that, Alyx thought. A calculator? He knew better than to get hopeful. In a normal family, a last minute gift would probably be the coolest part of Christmas. Maybe a new mountain bike or something. But he knew better than to get his hopes up.
He could hear some grunting and groaning coming from the other room as his father struggled with the weight of the gift. His father returned to the living room, carrying a large and clearly hastily wrapped gift. Well, it certainly wasn't a calculator. Alyx actually felt himself growing curious at the contents of the large box.
"Saved the best for last," his father stated proudly.
Alyx cautiously approached the gift now sitting in the center of the living room by the festively decorated tree. His now eager fingers tore into the wrapping paper. He peeled back each layer of paper before finding himself staring right into another pair of eyes. The box, mostly nondescript with a large opening cut out to contain what appeared to be a boy about the same age as Alyx. The dormant blonde haired boy's eyes were closed and was completely motionless. His skin was lifelike but at the same time not. It was as if the uncanny valley itself had been put into a gift box.
"What the Hell is this? A doll? Seriously?" Alyx voiced both disappointment and disapproval of the gift.
"Alyx! Watch your language," his mother scolded.
"I'm not a five year old. I don't play with dolls."
"It's not a doll, son," his father corrected him. "It's a robot."
"What?"
His father walked over and unboxed the UltaBuddy bot, so now it stood freely in the living room, no longer restrained. He examined the back of the bot, finding the power button located on the back of the boy's neck where it connected to head.
With a press of the button, the robot's eyes opened up and smiled. "Hiya!"
Startled, Alyx stumbled back as the supposed doll came to life.
"Well hello there! I presume you are my new friend?"
"What is this, Dad?"
"I told you, he's a robot."
"Please, call me Jeremy! I'm your new best friend!"
"What? Best friend?"
"Yes, I am designed to be your pal! Your buddy! Your bestie! I'll be there for you. I'll give you advice. What do you like to do for fun?"
Alyx moved in toward Jeremy, getting a closer look at the lifelike design of the robot. "This is crazy..."
Alyx's mother also seemed to have a similar response, though perhaps slightly unsure about the robot itself as she moved toward her husband, leaning over and whispering to him. "Are you sure about this? It seems kind of creepy."
"It's fine," he responde. "This is what he needs."
"What's your name, friend?"
"You're not my friend. I have friends."
"His name is Alyx," his father answered.
"Dad! Don't give him my info!"
"Ah! It is a pleasure to meet you, Alyx. Allow me to pair with you."
Jeremy's eyes turned green as a singer laser point extended from his eyes and went up and down Alyx's body.
"What? Hey, stop that!" Alyx urged.
"Pairing is complete," Jeremy proudly responded. "We are now best friends. What do you like to do for fun, Alyx?"
"Nothing with robots."
"Hmm, I am sensing 83% hostility from you, Alyx. Perhaps I can make you a cup of tea to help you relax."
"No, I don't want any stupid tea. I just want to go to my room."
"Oh, yes, that sounds fun. I'd love to see your room. Let's go."
"By myself."
"Come on, Alyx. Just give it a chance. Besides, it's time to clean up and take your presents to your room - that includes Jeremy here."
"Uggghhhh," Alyx again verbally displayed his frustration.
"Here, I can help!" Jeremy said as moved with the grace of a baby deer learning how to talk for the first time as his robotic legs took him to Alyx's pile of gifts. He picked up the wallet, the organizer, and the numerous socks.
Alyx watched as Jeremy openly volunteered to do something for him. He thought to himself, maybe he could make use of this thing after all. He led the robot down the hallway to his room.
"What a lovely room you have. What should we do for fun now?"
"You know what would be a lot of fun," Alyx said coyly.
"Do tell!"
"If you cleaned my room for me while I watch some TV."
"That does sound like a lot of fun!"
Alyx snickered as he jumped onto his bed, leaning back and relaxing while Jeremy began to move around the room, picking up the scattered dirty clothes and random toys. While Jeremy toiled on his behalf, Alyx enjoyed watching some wrestling.
Taking a moment to pause his cleaning, Jeremy looked at the television screen. He watched as one wrestler slammed a chair repeatedly across his opponent’s head. Jeremy’s programming told him that those actions were in fact not very friendly. It was quite barbaric, in fact. Jeremy turned its head to the bed where Alyx was smiling. Scanning him, he found that his friend was experiencing 77% pleasure watching this violent activity on the television screen.
“Ah haha! Kick his ass! Yeah! Give him another chairshot! Ahhh that was sick!”
Suddenly the television screen went black.
“What the fuck?”
Alyx’s line of sight went from the television slightly to the left where he saw Jeremy standing, holding the power cord of the TV.
“Dude, not cool. Plug it back in. I was watching that.”
“That television program was too violent. It was not being a good influence on you.”
“It was wrestling. It’s supposed to be violent. Now plug it back in.”
Jeremy waved his robotic finger at Alyx. “Nuh, uh, uh. Sorry, Alyx. But I am programmed to only be a good influence on you. And as your friend, I cannot allow you to watch something so barbaric.”
“You’re my robot and I command that you turn my television back on!”
“I can sense your frustration. However, I am not your robot. I am your friend.”
Alyx rolled his eyes but then came up with the response he was looking for. “But if you were my friend, wouldn’t you want me to be happy?”
“Of course. I do want you to be happy.”
“Then it would make me happy if you plug the TV back in.”
“Fine. But my programming will not allow you to watch this wrestling event. How about we watch something I would like. I am quite fond of Sesame Street.”
“What? Ew, no. I’m not a baby.”
“Ah, I see you are under the impression that Sesame Street is only for infants and toddlers. But according to what I’ve learned from scanning my databases, there are many life lessons to be learned for children of all ages within each episode of this beloved television show.”
“You know what, maybe I won’t watch any more TV after all.”
“Very well. How about a board game?”
“Uhh… yeah, no thanks. Just go get in my closet or something.”
“Very well, if that would make you happy. I will go to your closet.”
Jeremy made his way to the closet opening it up. “Oh how lovely it is in here.”
Alyx helped push the robot into the closet. “Great. Glad you like it. Now go to sleep.” Alyx forcefully shut the door.
Jeremy opened his eyes.
The faint murmur of Alyx's voice reached Jeremy's auditory sensors. He reached forward, pushing the closet door open ever so slightly. Jeremy observed Alyx sitting on the side of his bed in the dark on his cell phone having a phone conversation.
"It sucks so bad," Alyx told the person he was talking to on the phone. Curious to see what had his friend feeling so frustrated, Jeremy scanned the cell phone and hacked in, intercepting the signal so that it could listen along to both sides of the conversations.
"C'mon, you had to get one cool gift right? I mean, I know nothin' you got tops my 'That's What I Call Disco Volume 69’ album my folks got me. But c'mon... tell me you got something good."
"Dude, the best gift I got is this stupid robot doll thing."
"Woah, hold up, my man. You got a freakin' robot for Christmas? That's AWESOME!"
Jeremy's LED eyes momentarily brightened at the mention of being the best gift, a smiling cross its faux fleshed face.
"Nah, it's pretty lame. At first I thought I could just make it do all my chores for me but turns out it's basically like an AI-Parental Control. It just wants to be my best friend and then tells me what I can or can't do."
"Hahaha! You got a Net Nanny for Christmas!"
"Fuuuuuuccckkkk it sucks so hard." The smile on Jeremy's face faded as he heard his new friend's words. "I need my real friend, dude. Not some PG police."
Chris continued to laugh. "Look, you need to come out with me and the boys tonight. Santino and Ricardo are bringin' the TP and we're gonna hit Jean-Luc's house."
“Man… I wish. But I’m still grounded.”
"Grounded? BFD, just sneak out," Chris suggested.
"I don't know, Chris..." Alyx hesitated, glancing at the window.
"Come on, it'll be fun! You're letting that stupid doll ruin your night? Sneak out, let's have some real fun," Chris insisted.
Jeremy didn't like this. Not one bit. This Chris sounded like bad news.
“Alright, yeah, I'll do it," Alyx agreed.
"Ahhh yes! Sweet! I'll see you there."
"See ya," Alyx hung up the phone, tucking it into the back pocket of his jeans before grabbing his jacket off his desk chair. Jeremy watched through the cracked door as Alyx opened up his window. He slung a leg over the threshold, looking back at his door one last time.
The UltaBuddy bot could detect some reservations in Alyx. He could detect that there was a part of him who knew this was not the thing he should be doing. But the words from Chris echoed in his head and drove him to make the wrong decision. He hopped out the window to the ground below and began jogging down the street.
Jeremy opened up the closet and stepped out.
He was worried about his new friend. His job was to be there for him like a true friend. To be a good and positive influence. To keep him away from the bad or negative influences.
Chris was a bad influence on Alyx.
And Jeremy's programming said bad influences must be eliminated.
With the hood of his jacket up in an attempt to keep himself hidden by the veil of night, Alyx hurried through the dimly lit streets. Unbeknown to him, not too far behind, his UltaBuddy Jeremy was tracking the GPS on his phone to follow him.
Alyx ran down a connecting street bringing him into the more upscale neighborhood where Jean-Luc lived. The upscale houses of the neighborhood always brought awe to Alyx so it wasn't unusual for him to take walks in the neighborhood. He definitely didn't want to be spotted. Not to mention the last thing he needed was one of his dad's friends in the neighborhood recognizing him and letting him know his son is out when he's supposed to be grounded.
Outside the three story home that belonged to Jean-Luc, Alyx found Chris with several rolls of toilet paper.
"Where's Santino and Ricardo?" Alyx wondered as he found Chris by himself.
Chris shrugged nonchalantly. "They bailed. Figures. But hey, you're here, man. That's what counts."
Alyx's unease simmered beneath the surface as he watched Chris take charge, urging him to join in the mischief. Jeremy watched, his eyes zooming in on Chris and watching as he ran a toilet paper roll across the bushes in front of the house, obscuring the meticulously arranged Christmas lights on the outside. His concern for Alyx's friendship with this hooligan continued to amplify with every emptied toilet paper roll. The disappointment grew as Alyx took a couple rolls himself and laughed with delight as he joined in on Chris's hijinks.
"Oh dear," Jeremy said to himself from the shadows, still unseen by the duo. "This will not do. This will not do at all."
Concerned with Alyx's well-being, Jeremy decided he must initiate a subtle intervention. Accessing Alyx's phone, he manipulated the caller ID as he made it ring, having the phone number show up as that of his father's.
"Shit," Alyx said as he noticed his phone ringing. "It's my dad."
"Just ignore it," Chris advised.
"I can't, man. I'm in enough shit as it is."
"Dude, don't do it..."
It was too late, Alyx had answered the phone. "Hi, Dad."
Utilizing his voice replication application, Jeremy's voice sounded like that of Alyx's father's stern paternal voice. "Alyx, where are you right now?"
"Uhh.. I'm..."
"Don't you lie to me."
"I just went for a little walk. I needed to get out of the house for a bit."
"You know you're grounded. Get your butt back here right now."
"Sorry Dad..." Alyx said with disappointment as he hung up the phone. He turned to Chris. "Sorry, man... but I gotta go. I think my dad is pissed..."
"I dunno, dude. He didn't sound pissed."
"That's the thing. He didn't yell or anything. That's not like him at all. Which means I'm probably screwed."
"C'mon.. don't bail on me too."
"Rain check! I promise!" Alyx rushed back down the sidewalk, hurrying home to whatever further trouble awaited him, or at least he thought.
Left alone, Chris shook his head. "What a pussy. Everyone thinks he's so tough... whatever. I don't need him."
Chris reached down to grab another toilet paper roll off the ground, but another hand grasped his, preventing him from doing so. A surprisingly strong hand for what was clearly the hand of another child.
"Did you decide to come back after all..." Chris said, looking up and thinking Alyx had returned. But instead, he found himself staring at the uncanny valley doll that was the Jeremy UltaBuddy. "Holy shit," Chris said, stumbling backward to the ground out of sheer shock and awe.
"Hiya," Jeremy said. The tone in the robot's voice was not as playful as when he had given that exact same greeting to Alyx when he first turned on. The tone was lower, slower, and much creepier.
"Who the Hell are you?"
"I'm Alyx's new best friend. He won't be needing you anymore."
"Wait," Chris said as he climbed back up to his feet. "Are you that thing he got for Christmas? The doll?"
Jeremy nodded solemnly, the lights in his LED eyes flickering from white to black.
"Well, whatever, dude. You should probably go back to him, he just left to go home."
"Good. But first, I'm not finished here."
"You wanna help me TP this nerd's house? With that metal arm of yours I bet you could get it over the roof!"
Jeremy simply shook his head. "I am not programmed to participate in such debauchery."
"Dewhatery?"
"There's a reason I was gifted to Alyx. I am programmed to be his friend. A real friend. A protector. A guiding light. Someone who puts his needs above and beyond their own. That's what a real friend is, Chris. Does this describe you?"
"Yeah, sure. Me and Alyx are cool."
"That's not what I asked, Chris. I said are you.. a.. real... friend."
"I said yeah, go fuck off."
"No, Chris. You are not. You are not a real friend. You are... a bad influence."
“Whatever…”
“And bad influences…” Jeremy began to load up the saved data in his memory bank of the wrestling match Alyx was enjoying earlier in the day. “Must be eliminated.”
Jeremy’s hard metallic fist connected with Chris’s jaw, immediately dislocating it. Chris dropped to the ground. “Aaarrrggghhhhhh,” he groaned out in pain. “What the HELL?!”
But Jeremy didn’t respond. Instead he brought his knee up to the other child’s face, bringing the steel kneecap only cushioned slightly by the replicated flesh and khaki pants, driving it directly into the young boy’s nose. Cracking sounds echoed through the night sky.
As Chris clutched his face,blood spewing from his nose, Jeremy grabbed one of the holiday themed lawn gnomes that decorated the home that belonged to Jean-Luc’s parents… and recalling the chair from the wrestling match… brought the gnome down repeatedly across the other boy’s head.
Leaving the perfectly manicured green lawn stained red.
The bad influence had been eliminated.
The next morning, Alyx awakened to the morning sun coming in through the open blinds of the window he had snuck out the night before. Sitting up, his eyes still not quite open, he found himself confused about the previous night. When he returned home, his parents never said a word about him not being home. A word was not said at all about the strange phone call from his father.
Not that Alyx was complaining because it meant he avoided any further punishments.
Rubbing his eyes and finally opening them up, he immediately was startled to find Jeremy standing beside his bed. Just gazing down at him.
“What the Hell?” Alyx said, shoving the robot away from the bed
“Good morning, friend. Did you sleep well?” Jeremy asked, seemingly innocently.
“Were you watching me sleep? Freak!”
“Is that a problem? I’m so sorry if I overstepped. I was just making sure you were safe. That is what friends do.”
“Friends do NOT stare at each other and watch them sleep. It’s super creepy.”
“My mistake. I will remember that.”
“Whatever,” Alyx said dismissively, “how about you do something useful?”
“Hmmm,” Jeremy gave it some thought. “Well, the time of day is now morning. How about some breakfast?”
“Actually, yeah, that sounds good. I’ll take some waffles.”
Not hesitating for one bit to adhere to the request of his friend, Jeremy trotted into the kitchen where he accessed a waffles recipe in his database. While Jeremy was getting that together, Alyx grabbed his phone and sat down at the kitchen table. He shot a text to Chris.
The text came back as undeliverable.
That was odd.
He tried again.
Same result.
“Alyx,” the voice of his mother interrupted him as he quickly tucked away his phone. Her voice sounded concerned.
“Yeah?”
“You didn’t happen to sneak out of the house to go see Chris last night, did you?”
Alyx gulped. The gig was up. He had been caught.
“Uhh…”
“Of course he didn’t, ma’am.” Jeremy said with a smile while pouring waffle batter into the press. “We were playing Monopoly last night! And plus, he’s grounded and of course he wouldn’t have done something so abhorrent like sneaking out of his house which is clearly against the rules.”
Alyx’s eyes were wide, not expecting Jeremy to offer up an alibi. But Alyx nodded, “Uhh… yeah… like he said… I was with the robot last night.”
“Oh, okay.” She said looking down at her own phone, typing a text message. “It’s just that Chris went out last night and said he was going to meet up with you. But he never came back home last night. His parents are understandably very concerned… but I’ll let them know you haven’t seen him.”
Alyx felt a sinking feeling in his stomach. Where did Chris go after he left? Surely he would’ve just gone right back home. Did Jean-Luc’s parents find out about the TP? Did they call the cops? Was Chris arrested?
While Alyx’s mother left the room to contact Chris’s parents, Jeremy finished up the waffles, setting the plate down in front of Alyx as Alyx once again tried to text Chris to no avail. “Breakfast is served!”
Alyx looked down at the waffles and then back up to Jeremy. “Why did you lie for me? Are robots allowed to lie?”
“I’m programmed to be your best friend. You were in need. So I helped you out.”
“Well… uh… thanks I guess.”
“Of course. That’s what friends are for right? Now eat up.”
“Thanks… uh, how about some syrup?”
“Oh! Of course! My mistake.”
Jeremy made his way back to the pantry and grabbed the bottle of syrup, pouring it on the waffles for Alyx while Alyx was once again busy looking at his phone.
“I wonder what happened to him? I hope he’s okay.”
“I’m sure everything is going to be okay. Maybe he just was upset about how you just left him by himself last night.”
“Maybe…”
“But at least now there’s more time for us. How about we play a game now?”
“Nope.”
“Oh, Alyx. I can tell you are upset. You are at 94% in guilt and stress. The best thing you can do now is talk about it. And it just so happens, I am a great listener.”
Alyx looked down at the waffles. “He loved waffles too.”
Jeremy tilted his head, the sound of his metallic skeleton creaking with the tilt. “He?”
“Jake.”
Jeremy leaned forward. Jake? Who is this Jake? Another potential bad influence? Another barrier between Alyx and true friendship? “Another friend of yours?”
“Well, we were friends.”
“Were? As in past tense? What happened?”
“I’m a jerk. That’s what happened.”
“I don’t understand.”
“There’s no one else like Jake. You know how you were like… created or whatever… to be the best friend ever or whatever. Well, Jake didn’t need to be programmed. He just was the best. But then he moved away. Which is what I deserved. I never truly appreciated Jake. I took him for granted. And once he was gone, I just moved on”
“I should’ve returned his calls. And his messages. But I didn’t. And then I replaced him. I thought if I got a new friend who was an even bigger douche than I am, then I could feel better about everything.”
Jeremy listened and was disappointed in what he was hearing.
He was conflicted and felt his programming was struggling with its base code. Jeremy was meant for friendship. But… the child he has been paired to… seems incapable of being friends. He seems afraid of friendship.
Perhaps Alyx… no, the programming was clear.
“It’s okay, Alyx. I’m here for you. I won’t leave you.”
Realizing he had let his guard down, Alyx pushed Jeremy away. “I don’t need you! You’re just a stupid robot!”
Feeling a sense of rejection, Jeremy lowered his head as Alyx took a bite of the waffle and immediately spit it out
“What the Hell? This isn’t maple syrup!” Alyx shoved the plate away.
“I’m so sorry.”
“This is why you aren’t my best friend. Jake would’ve known the only syrup for waffles is maple.”
“I will remember that for next time.”
“Next time? There won’t be no next time! Because I have real friends. I have Chris…” Alyx paused. “Wait a minute… earlier… you knew that I had left Chris by himself. How… how did you know about that?”
“Oh, well because I followed you of course. I had to make sure you were making good decisions.”
“What?! What happened to Chris after I left?”
“That’s a good question, isn’t it. One you don’t need to worry about. That Chris was just an awful human being and you know it.”
“That’s it, I’m telling my parents…”
“What? That you lied to them? That you snuck out? That you’re the last person to see Chris before he went missing?”
Alyx hesitated. It certainly wasn’t a good look. “I guess you’re right… well can you at least get that maple syrup for me?”
The smile returned to Jeremy’s face. “Absolutely.”
Jeremy turned around and Alyx immediately reached for the base of his neck and pushed the power button. He immediately powered down, his eyes closing as his body became stiff and still.
“That’s enough of you,” Alyx said. “This is one Christmas gift I am returning.” Alyx pushed the robot over, letting Jeremy fall to the ground. He then grabbed both legs and dragged the robot out of the house and lifted him up, tossing him into the garbage can.
Alyx walked back into the house, slamming the door behind him and as far he was concerned, putting a stop to this whole creepy gift.
In the garbage can, Jeremy’s LED lights began to blink red off and on.
Emergency Protocol Initiated.
His eyes lit up white and then black.
Dr. Smith was frantic. He raced to his desk to find the phone number.
“Where is it? Where is it?”
He riffled through the papers… and he found it.
He called the number.
“Hello?
“Yes.. this Dr. Smith. I gave you the UltaBuddy… your son… he hasn’t paired with it yet has he?”
“He has. I think they’re getting along well.”
“Oh no… oh no… this awful…”
“What is it, Dr. Smith?”
“I’m afraid I may have misled you… the UltaBuddy program was canceled. We never could get the programming right.”
“I don’t understand. Then why did you give me one?”
“I thought I could fix it. I thought I had found the perfect program. If the Jeremy program could successfully pair and be friends with your son… then I could save the program. I could save my job.”
“But everything seems fine. I think you were right.”
“No. I’ve been looking at it further. The programming… it’s… too strong. The friendship code is too strong in Jeremy.”
“What does that mean?”
“Look… just… turn the robot off immediately and lock him up somewhere safe until I can get there. I’m on my way.”
“Okay, will do.”
Dr. Smith hung up the phone and ran to find his keys.
“No. I’ve been looking at it further. The programming… it’s… too strong. The friendship code is too strong in Jeremy.”
“What does that mean?”
“Look… just… turn the robot off immediately and lock him up somewhere safe until I can get there. I’m on my way.”
“Okay, will do.”
Jeremy smiled as the call he intercepted ended. He turned off his voice mimicking software as he climbed out of the trash can. Jeremy walked away from Alyx’s home as he replayed the conversation with Alyx. He rewound it back and listened to Alyx talking about his friendship with Jake and why he moved on to Chris.
Alyx was not who Jeremy thought he was.
He was a terrible friend.
Jeremy offered him the best friendship in the world.
But he refused it.
He wanted nothing to do with him.
And he was a bad friend… to Jake.
Jeremy retrieved Alyx’s phone information in his database and began to go through his contacts. He found Jake Montrose.
He scanned all of Alyx’s devices and relived the story of their friendship. He scanned social media and the internet.
Jake Montrose was everything Alyx described him as and more. Alyx was right. Jake was a good friend. A good person.
Alyx was not.
Alyx was a bad influence.
Dr. Smith's hands trembled against the steering wheel of his aging sedan as he navigated through congested traffic, his anxiety palpable in the way he swerved through lanes. The urgency to rectify the unintended consequences of his project weighed heavily on his disheveled appearance—ruffled hair, an unbuttoned collar, and a frantic look in his eyes.
He had been so thoughtless. His hubris had gotten the best of him. He didn't want his project to be a failure. He had made an irrational decision that has now put lives in danger. This was on him. Whatever happens to that family is on him. He wasn't sure he could live with that.
He hoped there was still time. Still time to make things right. He just hoped he was too late. Too late to save Alyx from Jeremy.
Finally reaching the residence, Dr. Smith practically lunged out of his car, hurrying to the front door. He knocked vigorously, pounding on the door. "Come on, come on, come on, come on... someone answer... please..."
He breathed a sigh of relief as the door opened. Alyx's father stood on the other side, a puzzled look quickly crossing his face to find Dr. Smith standing before him in his current state. "Dr. Smith? What are you doing here?"
"Where is it? WHERE IS IT?" Smith knew there was no time to waste.
"What are you talking about?"
"The UltaBuddy! Did you do what I said?"
"Yes, of course. I gave it to my boy for Christmas. He wasn't as thrilled as I hoped but I think he'll come around to it."
"No, no, no, no... I called you... I told you..." Dr. Smith trailed off. He began to piece together the gravity of the situation. "Oh no..." Smith began to realize that this wasn't the person he had spoken to on the phone. Alyx's father clearly had no idea what Smith was talking about.
"What is it?"
"Your son... he's in danger. Where is he?"
"Well, he's in his room. Only place he could be, he's still grounded."
"Are you certain? Is the robot with him?"
"I think he is keeping it in his closet, yeah."
"Take me there. Please."
They hurried to Alyx's room, the boy's father opening up the door. "See, everything is just fi-" he stopped upon a shocking revelation.
The room was empty.
The widow was open.
"This is bad," Dr. Smith muttered, his voice filled with dread.
An hour earlier, Alyx sat against the wall while sitting on his bed, his headphones in listening to Rammstein while staring at his phone. He was feeling pretty proud of himself for dealing with the Jeremy problem, getting rid of him once and for all, or at least he thought.
He just wished he could tell Chris about it. But the texts still weren't going through.
However, an unexpected text message would come through as he sat there alone in his room.
It wasn't from Chris, however.
It was from Jake.
Hey there old pal Been a while, hasn't it? I'm not sure if this is even your number anymore... but... if you're around... I'm back in town for the day with the folks. I'd love to hang out.
Alyx couldn't believe his eyes. He wasn't one to smile much, but he couldn't help but grin as he read the text. Luckily no one was around to see it. His interaction with Jeremy had made him realize how much of a jerk he had been to Jake before and this could be his chance to make things right.
Hey man! Yeah, sorry about all that. I was such a dick to never call you back. But yeah, let's hang out.
Shit, Alyx forgot about the whole being grounded thing. But no matter, he decided that he wouldn't tell Jake he was grounded but was going to come see him anyway. It was worth it to Alyx. Maybe his parents find out and he gets into more trouble. But he didn't care.
Much like he did the previous night, he slid the window open and slipped out into the brisk cold air. He got the address from Jake, put it into the GPS on his phone, attaching it to his bike handle.
Alyx pedaled through the quiet streets, the cool breeze tousling his hair as he navigated the roads toward the address. He wasn't familiar with the location but he didn't think much about that. At least not at first.
As he drew closer to the given address, the scenery transformed from residential neighborhoods to a more desolate part of town. Alyx began to feel a little nervous as he noticed all the buildings with broken windows, walls covered in graffiti, and a few sketchy individuals conversing in the otherwise empty streets. Why would Jake and his family be in this part of the town?
The GPS led him to the end of the street where a clearly abandoned and forgotten warehouse stood. Overgrown grass and weeds surrounded the building while the chipping and rusted metal of the building were indications of just how long this building had been uncared for.
Alyx hesitated, a shiver coursing down his spine. This wasn’t what he expected. Jake had never been one for secretive meetups, especially in such eerie locations. Maybe he should turn back. Or maybe Jake had some sort of surprise up his sleeve. Now that sounded more like Jake. Dismounting his bike, Alyx cautiously approached the dilapidated structure. Creaking doors and faint gusts of wind added an ominous air to the desolation.
With a pounding heart, Alyx pushed open the rusty door and stepped into the warehouse's gloomy interior, the echo of his footsteps bouncing off the walls.
"Jake?" Alyx's voice rang out, swallowed by the emptiness.
At first there was no response.
But then he heard something.
It was muffled but it definitely sounded like someone was here with him.
"Jake, is that you? Where are you at buddy?"
Again, just a muffled response. But it sounded like someone in pain.
"Jake! Are you okay?"
Making his way through the dark warehouse, he followed the muffled noises attempting to find the source.
The closer he got, the more it sounded almost as if someone was crying.
Then he saw him. In the corner of the warehouse.
But it wasn't Jake.
It was Chris. Though he was barely recognizable. And he was crying for help.
The sight froze Alyx in his tracks. It couldn't be.
Chris was curled up in the corner, his mangled face was barely recognizable through the dried blood, bruises, and broken nose. Alyx rushed over, kneeling down beside Chris who was also bound by chains with a sock shoved into his mouth. Alyx recognized it as one of his own socks.
He pulled the sock from his friend's mouth.
"Chris! What happened?!"
Chris couldn't respond. He only cried out in pain.
"Shit, man. Who did this to you?"
Once again, there was no immediate response from his friend. But he began to shake... and he lifted his hand up... and pointed.
Finally he managed to speak. "He.... did...."
Alyx stood up, turning around as footsteps now approached. They were not by themselves in this warehouse. And they hadn't been.
He had been there.
He had been waiting.
Jeremy had been watching. He had been waiting.
"Alyx! I knew you'd come."
Through the dim lighting inside the warehouse, Jeremy could tell that Alyx was surprised to see him. Jeremy continued to approach Alyx, his LED eyes flickering back and forth between white and black.
"What... how? I turned you off. I threw you away."
Jeremy tilted his head to the side. "Did you think it would be that easy?" Jeremy let out an unsettling robotic laughter. "I guess you did. I've been researching everything about you Alyx. I've lived out the entirety of every meaningful human relationship you've had. I've looked through every photo, read every email and document you have. Ending friendships seems to be something you think is easy. It's almost like you don't take friendship seriously."
"Do you not know that your actions have effects on others? Do you know how much you have hurt people? How much you hurt Jake. How would Jake feel that you replaced him with that pathetic human right there?" Jeremy's shaking robotic arm pointed to the battered and bruised Chris.
"FRIENDSHIP.... IS NOT... TO BE.. TAKEN... LIGHTLY... ALYX!"
"Friendship is not just something you give up on. IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST THROW AWAY!"
"LIKE YOU WANTED TO DO TO ME."
"You hurt me, Alyx. Just like you hurt Jake."
Alyx clenched his fist. "You're not real. You're not a person. You don't have feelings. YOU ARE A FUCKING ROBOT."
"I'm just as real as Chris. I'm just as real as Jake. I'm just as real as you. Typical Alyx, deflecting blame and not owning up to just how terrible of a person you really are. How bad of a friend you are."
"You don't know me!"
"Unfortunately, I do. I wish I didn't. I could've been paired with anyone. Anyone in the world. So many kids out there would've been lucky to have a friend like me. Someone... someone like... Jake... now Jake... there's my kinda friend. If only I had been paired with Jake."
"...What have you done with him? Where is he?"
"Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about Jake. He's not here. I wouldn't want him to see any of this. He doesn't deserve that. I brought you here, not him. Don't worry, I promise Jake will have a real friend very soon."
"Don't you fuckin' dare," Alyx had heard enough. He lunged forward with his fist, punching Jeremy right in the face.
He immediately felt his knuckles cracking against the side of Jeremy's head. Jeremy was unscathed as Alyx clutched his fist in pain, stumbling back and dropping to one knee.
"I warned you that all that brutality you were watching on television was bad for you. So much anger. So much hostility. So much violence.”
“It's become quite apparent to me now why you are friends with that vile human. You said it was because you wanted to be the better friend. That you picked a piece of garbage to make you feel better about yourself. No, that's not it at all. It's because you're just like him. You two deserve one another. You don't deserve Jake. You never did. You never will. But Chris. Yeah, that's the type of friend you deserve, Alyx."
“You are a bad influence.”
"Which is why I brought you here."
Jeremy turned his head from side to side, as if cracking the bones in his neck to warm up for something. He slowly began to approach Alyx.
"You must be eliminated.”
Without warning, Jeremy lunged forward, his mechanical limbs outstretched toward Alyx.
But Alyx was prepared! He had grabbed a hold of a scrap piece of metal, immediately ducking under Jeremy's approach. Alyx smashed the metal across Jeremy's head, managing to knock the robot down to the ground. Alyx leaped onto the robot, repeatedly slamming the metal across Jeremy's face over and over again. The fabricated flesh around his exoskeleton began to rip away with each additional blow of the metal.
His attack was persistent, not letting up until he finally lifted the piece of metal, turning it up to reveal a pointed end to it which he shoved down between the robotic eyes on the exoskeleton's head. Sparks flew all around the pair as the LED lights in his eyes faded.
Alyx rolled off of the now lifeless robot. He rested his head on the cold warehouse floor staring back at the UltaBuddy.
It was over now.
He crawled across the floor to Chris, checking on his friend. "C'mon, bro. Let's get you some help."
Jeremy's eyes lit back up.
He reached up and pulled the scrap metal piece from his head and flung it by the wayside.
"Hiya... friend...."
Alyx stared in disbelief. "No..."
"Let's... have... a... hug..." Alyx tried to escape as the remnants of Jeremy's robotic frame approached, grabbing him and wrapping both of his metal arms around him. Squeezing... squeezing...
Alyx struggled against the grip. It was too tight. The robot was too strong.
"I... told you... Friendship... cannot... die..."
He felt every single crack as Jeremy's hug tightened like a vice. His ribs went first, piercing into his lungs. He gasped for air, coughing up blood that splattered onto Jeremy's smiling robotic face.
The hug tightened.
Literally squeezing the life out of Alyx.
Jeremy finally released the hug, letting Alyx’s lifeless body fall to the ground. He smiled at a job well done.
A threat to Friendship had been eliminated.
In the end, Alyx just was not friendship material.
Two Weeks Later
It was a quiet Sunday morning, the sun streaming in through the window as a couple enjoyed a peaceful breakfast. The woman sipped on her coffee while reading over the newspaper while her husband was multitasking, eating his eggs and bacon while also typing an email on his laptop.
The woman glanced over the newspaper, her brows furrowing at the grim headline that dominated the front page. "It's awful, isn't it? Two kids missing? Thank goodness we're away from all that now."
Her husband, engrossed in his meal and work, simply grunted in agreement.
The peaceful breakfast was interrupted by the sound of the doorbell.
Their son, eager and carefree, darted towards the door at the sound of the bell, "I'll get it!"
With the door wide open, he spotted a package left by the delivery man. "Wow, what do we have here? Hmm, neato! Looks like a late Christmas gift! Hmmm.. The UltaBuddy? That sounds pretty nifty!"
"Jake, who's at the door?" called out his mother.
"Just the delivery guy! Check out this awesome doll!"