FWA Jobber Database

[Tommy Bedlam]

Character Name
Make Sheltzer
Height:
6 ft
Weight:
236 lbs
Age:
44
Billed From:
His Sacred Wrestling Knowledge Vault
Gimmick/Background:
He is a wrestling critic who thinks wrestling of today sucks and he can be the only one to bring it back to its glory days.

Face/heel/tweener:
Heel
Style of wrestling (brawler, high flyer, technical, etc.):
He wrestles mostly old-school style with big emphasis on restholds and basic moves.

A minimum of one finishing move, and a maximum of three:
Minus Five Stars Frog Splash (but lets be honest hes never going to hit it anyway)

Attire:
Basic black trunks, black elbow pads, black kneepads and black boots.

Base Pic

Dave Meltzer

Theme music:


Class Rating: Class C

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Name:
OMBHAUSEN
From:
Greg's Basement
Height:
8"0 (5"10)
Weight:
Lean & Mean 323 (130)
Alignment:
Very Weird, Very Wicked
Pic Base

(Danhausen)

Signature Moves:
The Upside Down ( Swanton Bomb where he starts from the first turnbuckle works his way down and then just does a senton usually misses)
HausenSlam (Failed Chokeslam Ala Hurricane Helms)
Finisher:
Seriously The Must See Most Wicked and Vile Evil Move One Can Do It Is The Deadly Hausen (Stomps on Foot, Followed by A Thumb To The Eye, Punch To The Throat and then a school boy (with handful of tights)

Theme Song:

Danhausen Theme

Promo: Hello everyone OMBHAUSEN here to tell you that you will rue the day that you signed OMBHAUSEN to a FWA Contract. OMBHAUSEN knows that this cease and desist letter wants you to cease all other companies from signing OMBHAUSEN can't say OMBHAUSEN blames you OMBHAUSEN popularity is running wild a brother once told me.
(OMBHAUSEN OPENS UP LETTER READS IT OUT LOUD)
OMBHAUSEN YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF A COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WITH *REDACTED* You are not allowed on FWA TV as a lawsuit is just bound to happen further more you are not even in contract with FWA please stop sending us teeth and please move your van from our headquarters Sincerely
FWA management.
(OMBHAUSEN looks at the letter and quickly it changes to OMBHAUSEN outside FWA headquarters)
FWA you will rue the day.
(OMBHAUSEN tries to get into FWA office in glasses a dress and old lady wig but still has facepaint on they quickly throw him out.)

Other Things Bout OMBHAUSEN:
OMBHAUSEN a unhealthy obsession with cutting Krash's Mustache. OMBHAUSEN also hates Brusselspouts,
OMBHAUSEN also loves Krash, Randy Ramon & Reagan Cole. OMBHAUSEN also the creator of Reagan Cole Fan Club Site

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Character Name
Mr. Goal
Height
6'0"
Weight
185
Age
39 Years Old
Billed From
Jasper, Alberta, Canada
Gimmick/Background
You think pro wrestling is tough? Try being a hockey player! Mr. Goal though isn't modeled after a big enforcer or anything...he's just a tall skinny dude that looks like Wayne Gretzky. Let's just say Wayne Gretzky wasn't known for his fighting skills.
Behind the Curtain
The real life Steve Brodeur is a Canadian who loved wrestling and hockey. While never putting on the size to really be good at either, he figured why not and decided to combine the two! Who knew a hockey playing wrestler would play in Canada?!

Disposition
Can be either face or heel. As a face, he's really a cheesy white meat and potatoes babyface in a hockey uniform. As a heel you may hear say that
"hockey players are tougher than wrestlers". Also, his alignment may determine what team hockey jersey he wears (face, the home crowd team, heel, the rival).
Style of Wrestling
The blandest wrestling moveset you can think of. Punches, kicks. Maybe a bodyslam. Could bust out a vertical suplex in the right situation. But you're mostly getting punches and kicks here.
Finishing Moves
Heel - The Slapshot (Slap to the Face with Theatrics)
Face - The Game Winner (School Boy)

Attire
He'll come out in hockey attire (sans skates), helmet and all. But he'll remove the helmet for matches. As his Disposition says, the team jersey he ears depends on his alignment for the match and where they are.

Base Pic

Wayne Gretzky



Theme Music


NHL Breakaway '98 Theme

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Name:
Four Fingered" Frankie Falcone

Pic Base:

QT Marshall

Height:
6"0
Weight:
245
Gimmick:
Wise Guy Bad Attitude
Age:
43
Wrestling Style:
Smash Mouth In Your Face
From:
Newark, New Jersey

Info: Why he known as Four Fingers Frankie well when he was younger working in the kitchen he sliced his finger off in a bone headed accident as he was younger he was mocked tempers flaired as he got older and started to be his own man he owned up to the name and dared anyone to make fun of him. He worked as a bouncer in a strip club in Jersey until he was involved in a backroom bar fight that left one man critically injured. He found wrestling was a good way to make cash and get paid to beat people up.

Ring gear:
Bowling shirt jeans a black glove round his left hand. He wears lots of chains.
Signature Move:
Spinning Backhand
Wise Crack (Reverse Alabama Slamma into turnbuckle or ropes)
Finisher:
Diving Headbutt from top rope
Offer You Can't Refuse (Brainbuster onto his knee)

Alignment:
Heel

Theme

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Character name:
The Beardsman
Height:
6'5
Weight:
296
Age:
34
Billed From:
AlBEARDA, Canada

Gimmick/Background: Since he a little boy, The Beardsman grew up idolizing the art of the beard. ZZ Top, Hagrid, Chuck Norris, the list
goes on of bad-ass beards that The Beardsman wanted to copy. It wasn't until he hit the indy scene in Canada that he realized that
each beard was unique. Each beard was like paint, and a naked face was the canvas for scruffy-beauty. He threw out his beard tonics,
stopped shaving his face, and began an excursion to Russia, where he practiced wrestling bears and practicing Rocky Balboa's workout
montage from Rocky 4. One morning, his dream was realized, and it was time to dominate the wrestling world with his new found
glory. Of course, that didn't work-out well, losing just about every-match. The FWA signed him due to his intimidating look, and are now stuck with him. Producers have explained the only reason he's on the roster is because of his beard.

Face/heel/tweener:
Heel. Mega-Babyface in Canada, because Canada's full of fuckin' marks for their countrymen.
Style of wrestling (brawler, high flyer, technical, etc.):
Giant Brawler. Usually tosses around any beardless oppenents with ease. If they dare to challenge his beard with one of their own, he'll try and rip it off.
A minimum of one finishing move, and a maximum of three:
Right To Bear(d) Arms (Beard Assisted Camel Clutch)

Attire:
Beard? Check. Basic-ass wrestling gear? Check-check. Boots? Work in progress. His hairy toe knuckles are deadly due to their smell.

Base Pic

Mike Knox


Theme music:


"Obey The Beard" by Psychostick

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Character Name:
"Nasty" Nate White (Trash)
Height:
6'1"
Weight:
185
Age:
29
Billed From:
"The Badlands" Liquor Store

Gimmick/Background:
Nasty Nate White (Trash) is a Badlands Trailer Park Liquor Store worker. Nasty Nate is known to skim off the top of the Liquor store, and drives around a white BMW that he definitely didn't get from the dealership. Nasty Nate knows how to scrap with the best of them, and the Liquor Store owner and patrons cannot do anything about his behavior, or risk getting their ass kicked. It is better off to let Nate do what he damn well pleases, because if you try and call him out on charging you $100 for a 30-pack of Keystone Light, you'll get your teeth knocked out. Nasty Nate trained under "The Showman" Chris Crowe in the front yard of Crowe's double-wide. The two are friends, but even Crowe and Harry steer clear of Nasty Nate unless they have to deal with him. Nasty Nate has spent three stints in County Lockup. All three for aggravated assault. He is out right now on parole, and is looking to make an honest living (for now).

Face/heel/tweener:
Face. Who doesn't love a bad-ass liquor store employee looking to punch you in the mouth for questioning his prices.

Style of wrestling (brawler, high flyer, technical, etc.)
Brawler, scrapper. Will fly high if he needs to, but prefers to keep things on the ground, where he will fight you until you bleed.

A minimum of one finishing move, and a maximum of three:
The Welfare Check (Tiger Driver '98)

Attire:
White wifebeater, jean shorts, whichever pair of sneakers he is able to get his hands on while his white Air-Force Ones are getting cleaned because he got blood on them again

Base Pic

Spyder Nate Webb

Theme music:


Swollen Members: Swamp Water

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Name:
Kung-Fu-Kyle
From:
Indiana
Weight:
245 pounds
Height:
6"2
Bio:
After a night of binge watching Karate kid movies Kyle decided that he could do it just as well he started to train in his mom's basement all day
and all night drinking monster to center his che after being kicked out of his moms place for busting through the wall he now lives in a van down by the river. He is currently unemployed and spends his days getting swole bro.

Style: very bad karate

Pic base:

Chris Pratt as Johnny Karate from parks & rec
Signature moves:
judo throws, knees and spinning backhand
Finisher:
Crane Kick dubbed Kyle's Kool Karate Kick

Theme


Carl Douglas Kung Fu Fighting (Original Music Video)

 

[Tommy Bedlam]

Character Name:
Rawrdlow
Height:
6 ft 3 in (191 cm)
Weight:
266 lb (121 kg)
Age:
29
Billed From:
Yarram, Victoria, Australia

Gimmick/Background:
He's basically Wardlow. I'm just doing this to piss off Rawr.
Face/heel/tweener:
Face
Style of wrestling (brawler, high flyer, technical, etc.):
Powerhouse

A minimum of one finishing move, and a maximum of three:
Headbutt
Powerbomb Symphony (Consecutive Powerbombs)

Attire:
Depicted in the base pic
Base Pic

(Wardlow)


Theme Music


Jon Lajoie - I Kill People





Class Rating: Class A