cc secret entrant #3: chubby carlos (aon)
"YOU GOT MAIL!"
This was a sound that meant much, much more, perhaps ten years ago. Now e-mails were filled with spam, junk, trash, garbage, and every bit of filth that you didn't want to waste any bit of your time reading. On a normal day, you would have immediately ignored this ever-so-annoying notification that had blared through your awkwardly loud laptop speakers. Tonight was different, though. It was a Sunday night – what most would consider a day of rest. The common FWA diehard could probably be found on their laptop right now, viewing classic FWA matches and botches on FWA's official Youtube channel: FWAwrestling. However, even the videos can get old after a while. So you decided to humour the robotic voice that had previously startled you moments ago. Most likely, you'd proceed to enter your personal information, allowing you to access all walks of life at the touch of a cursor. However, you would usually overlook that power and instantly look at the number in the parentheses of your Inbox – 4,873..not too bad, you thought to yourself. So you'd go on and click the Inbox simply to see the most recently received e-mail. Chubby-Online.com? You remembered you had subscribed to this site like-ten years ago, but with the inactive status of the website, you had figured it was simply as dead as a doornail. Being a faithful member of the wrestling fandom, you know the carnal contendership is coming. So you decided to humour that creepy male voice even more as you opened up the e-mail and clicked the URL in the first line of text without even giving it a second's worth of thought. You had already allowed all content from this website, so instantly, a new tab in your browser opened up the home page of Chubby Carlos only and official fansite: Chubby-Online.com! As the website began to load in its entirety, displaying a nice cool metal-coloured backdrop, Oh, there seems to be a series of videos—almost a video diary. You made sure that you made yourself comfy as a video seems to be buffed in the centre of the screen before, after a moment,
- Video #1
- Timestamp 12:00 am (22 hours until show time…)
The first video to hit the site goes up in the early hours of the morning before most people are even awake. It begins in a hotel room, clearly being filmed on a digital hand camera rather than any of FWA's usual top-notch media equipment. After a little bit of a shaky start, the camera is positioned on the room's desk table, and the man responsible for the video steps back into the shot. Chubby Carlos, he dressed comfortably and casually in a hoody; it looks like he might have only arrived at the hotel not too long ago or perhaps even just stepped off the plane into the city; he smirks at the camera as he situates themselves directly in the frame, as he sits down on the bed. A small digital alarm clock beside the bed displays the time - 12:00 midnight - He clears his throat and leans forward with a smirk on his face.
"Well.....well...well..2012 vomited, and look who came out..."
Chubby smirks at the snide comment, or maybe he just adores the sounds of his own voice; in any case, now that he's got that out of the way, it was time to get to business...
.... And you're lucky enough to be watching me at a very special time. You see, this is now officially….
Chubby clicks his fingers at the clock before he reaches over and checks the clock for confirmation.
The 24th of April, 2023...And that's a date that will be remembered forever in FWA history. It's the date of the fourteenth Carnel Contendership pay-per-view... but above and beyond that? It's the date that Chubby Carlos makes history. Tonight is the night; I cave my name in the history books; the night is the night I pull off the heist of the century and do something that NO. ONE. No one has ever done this before; for the FIRST time, Chubby Carlos walks into an FWA ring, into the carnal contenders, and Chubby Carlos is going to walk out as Carnel Contendership winner and go to the Main Event of the granddaddy of 'em all! Now, just let that sink in. Really, Really, think about that for a moment because that deserves your attention. Because that's monumental! That's historical! If I pull this off -and I will- I might as well write my Hall of Fame Speech now. Sure, wrestlers have come and gone; some have been successful, some not so much, but when people look back at the history of our business, they'll see it as a bonafide undisputed fact of life that there has never been nor ever will be a big match wrestler like Chubby Carlos. No one has stolen the show more than Chubby Carlos and no one can get on the good foot and do bad, bad things when the lights are on brightest like Chubby Carlos...Tonight is the night when I become immortal.
Chubby Carlos tilts his head back a little, imagining his words coming to life tonight.
This has been a long time coming; trust me on that. And I thought that as important a date as this will be, it deserves to be commemorated correctly. After all, just think about the other big milestone events in people's lives. I'm talking about things like graduations... marriages... childbirth... all of that stuff...
He waves his hand rather dismissively, like even the range of life-changing moments he's just mentioned can't really hold a candle to what they're about to experience
People record those kinds of moments so that they can remember them forever. Well, so they can remember them and then bore their friends and family to tears every time they decide to throw a home movie night. But the principle is solid. Important events need to be remembered. And winning the Carnel Contendership? Being recognized as the best of all time? Dude, I can't honestly think of anything that's more important to me. So that's why I'm planning to put together a video blog throughout this special day, so I don't miss a single second of probably the most important date of my career!: In thirty years, when I'm old and grey, I can boot this recording up, kick back and think, "Man, I was awesome."
He stands smirking with all of his usual trademark confidence. But keeping his focus on the camera as he speaks in the kind of self-assured tones that anyone familiar with Chuby Carlos and his notoriously high opinion of himself on display
So, the question on everyone's lips is why: Why do this? Why take such a risk? Why dare thread where I've never gone before? After all, I ain't got nothing to prove. I'm running a whole damn company; where would I even find the time to do this?
Chubby chuckles momentarily and shakes his head as if the answer is obvious.
I'll be upfront; I don't get a good explanation. I don't have an FWA contract; This isn't some kind of big comeback story; I'm happy where I am in life, working with my company, bringing Lucha to the masses; no one from FWA management has ever contacted me about going full time. If I lose, nothing really changes. I go back to Art of Lucha wrestling, and we all go our merry ways. My legacy is secure. I don't have to prove to anyone who Chubby Carlos is, and that's why I'm doing this because I ain't got nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain. That's just how it goes. If I lose? Hey, no big deal- I'm still one of the greatest of all time; I'm still Chubby Carlos, ain't no skin off my nose. But if I win?
Chubby looks up at the camera as he sucks in air through his teeth.
"It's not just a win; it's HISTORY. It's true immortality. It's earth-shattering. It will change the World...and hey, how could I possibly resist? Hey dude. That's just the curse we all have to deal with. When wrestlers get out of the game, they're never truly out of the game. They all believe they can pull off THAT one big moment, THE heist of the century. A moment that would outlive ourselves, but most of them can't pull it off...but me? Dude, I was BORN to shock the World. It'll be a different story if I'd changed, or wasn't I as sharp as I once was, but dude? Nothing has changed. I'm still Chubby Carlos; I'm still kicking ass; I'm still the hardest-working dude in all of pro wrestling, and ain't no one can outperform Chubby Carlos. Tonight has been a long time coming for me, and that's not just because of AOL. No... it was a long time coming before I even signed my name to a CWA contract; I don't think it's much of a secret that I've been a big-time wrestling fan ever since I was a kid. But I'm not going to waste time sitting here, telling the same tired old story of how I always dreamed about becoming a wrestler someday... or how I've been dreaming about dominating this industry since I was five years old. So, instead, I think I'll spare everyone the heart-warming history lesson and concentrate on the important facts that separate me and my dreams from every other wannabe, like Everyone in the Carnal Contendership with a sob story and an old picture of themselves holding a tacky replica belt when they were a child.
Chubby leans closer to the camera. His smirk is still there, but his eyes have a slightly more intense look as he speaks.
The important difference that sets me apart is that I've never just dreamed a dream and hoped that maybe it would actually happen someday. No... I went out of my way to MAKE IT HAPPEN! I knew I wanted to be the World's best. I won every single title and achieved everything we could in this business, so I dedicated myself to being the best at what I do. Wrestling in gyms. Mexico...Japan... breaking records... being CHAMPION! And all to make it to this moment, this date... when the FWA will put me on the same level as CWA and put me and where I will be acknowledged as the GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD
His smile gets even bigger, turning into an excited grin as the thrill of being on the cusp of achieving all his dreams becomes too much even to try to hide.
That's what tonight means to me. That's the goal I've been working toward for my entire life. And I will achieve that goal, because that's just what I do.
He let those words sink in momentarily, wanting to ensure his message was perfectly clear. He certainly looks like he means every single word that he says, and there is still more that he intends to share with these video blog viewers.
As I said, proving that I'm the best is just what I do, And while I'm sure there are probably a lot of other dudes in this match that feel the exact same way, can any of them really say that they've reached for it in the same way that I have? Can anyone in the carnal contendership honestly claim they've done what I've done? Set the standard? Change the game like Chubby Carlos? Naa man. I've already achieved my dreams; how many dudes can say the same thing? I'm just here to take it to the next level. Oh, I've heard plenty of dudes on the roster come out and share their emotional baggage, crying about how they wanted to be a champion ... but...like...with all due respect, who cares? Honestly? It's all fine and dandy to want to be a "World Champion wrestler" or wins titles when you're a kid, but it's just something that children might say they want to be when they're older, like an "astronaut" or a "lion tamer". Just a childish fantasy that's never really going to happen after they grow up... wise up... and settle into some boring nine-to-five routine. Even the other FWA stars... how many of them can really say that being a wrestler was all they ever wanted to be? How many of them just fell into this after whatever other career they had planned didn't pan out?
He shakes his head with appalled at the camera.
I kick so much ass because, for me, it was never a backup plan or a last resort. It was never just a childish fantasy. It was my life! And yes, sure... there were a lot of dudes that didn't really 'get it'. You have no idea how many times I've been asked what I do for a living and then seen that patronizing look on someone's face when I tell them I'm a professional wrestler. Especially coming from someone looking like I do... Dudes that don't "Get it" see it as a joke. Because there's a lack of respect for this business, people don't 'get it'; they see pro-wrestling as some kind of weird cross-between a stunt show and bad theatre without appreciating for a second the hard work and dedication that we've put into this for years! They don't really understand the level of athleticism, the skills, and the techniques we've needed to perfect to get where we are today. No... they still see it as a glorified circus, where the FWA superstars are just a step above clowns that come out every night in our brightly-coloured outfits to put a smile on the face of all the little kids... And hey, that's cool. I ain't hating; I'm just spittin' facts. But I've always believed pro wrestling could me more. It can change lives. That's why I've fought my entire career, that's why I do what I do, that's why I set up Art of Lucha Wrestling, and THAT'S why I'm in the Carnel Contendership because I wanna change hearts and minds. It's time for professional wrestling to get the respect that it deserves...
He kept looking into the camera; the confidence was clearly visible in his eyes. Chubby smirks and reaches for his digital camera, adjusting it slightly as he prepares to sign off on this first video in his series.
Alright, I think that's enough for now. I got a big day ahead, the biggest in FWA history, as a matter of fact, so I have more for you after I've had a good night's sleep.
He laughs as he starts to switch off the camera.
Believe me; I got PLENTY to say... so you'll want to make sure you tune in. Later...
...and off goes the camera, which ends the video. And the viewers watching this first instalment quickly clicked on the next link, bringing up the second video in this series...
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Video #2
- Timestamp 21:00 (1 hour until match time...)
The final video begins with a backstage shot in the arena, showing several black crates for transporting FWA production equipment on the road. The camera seems to have been set up on one of these boxes, giving it a clear shot of a corridor with several "FWA" and "Carnal Contendership" banners hanging from the walls. Chubby doesn't take long to step onto the scene after setting the camera. He is now dressed for action in his usual wrestling gear of green and black polka dots and wearing a matching Art of Lucha shirt, and clutching what appears to be embracing a ball in his hand; he quickly sets the ball down on a production crate taking care while he flashes a grin with obvious excitement at the camera.
Here we are, in the heart of music city .. a little later than I had planned to do this, but the traffic in Nashville is no joke. And the lady in the car ahead of mine was having a long-term committed relationship with second gear, which really slowed me down...but that's ok because this is an important arena, obviously. After all, in just a few hours, it will become the place where Chubby Carlos wins the Carnel ContendershipI'm pretty sure that the Nashville tourist board will be sending me 'thank you' cards for the rest of my life because I'm about to make this arena a must-see destination for all wrestling fans around the World. And to give this arena its moment in history, I will always be remembered. I have to go through 29 dudes?
He laughs to himself.
Welp, I'm ready; in case you didn't notice, I already have my numbers…
Chubby holds up his ball between his fingers as if on cue, displaying it for the camera.
"...And for me? These numbers are far more important than anyone else in this match because what time I come out is going to be the key to my win tonight. In a perfect world, I'll come out dead last, y'know, getting that massive pop, but what if I'm number one and have to go through the entire field?
Chubby looks down at his own ball as if considering his own words before closing his hands with a shrug.
Guess you'll just have to find out, won't you? Oh, what? Do you think I'll just up and show you where and when I'm coming out? Yeah, as if I'll give away the element of surprise. I don't know who's watching. Cyrus is OBSESSED with me; he's probably watching right now.
Chubby offers a cheery wave to the camera mouthing the words "Hey, Cy."
Besides, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter all that much; it's just a case of how easy lady luck made it for me…hey... She has a thing for me, but that's beside the point. It doesn't matter what number I drew because no matter what, I don't plan on being eliminated. That's the thing about talent like me. You can repress it as much as you want, but no matter what you do, the cream always rises to the top and if you want proof of that? Just watch what I do tonight.
Chubby shrugs just a little casually.
"...and not everyone is going to like that; the entire FWA roster isn't going to like someone who doesn't have an FWA contract just waltz on into the main event of the biggest show of the year. I mean, I get it. I do, but here's the thing.… I respect all the guys in this match, Shawn Summers, Tommy Bedlam, whoever it may be; They're good. I ain't saying they're not good...I'm just....better."
Chubby shrugs again with a vibe of "I hate to say it, but it's true."
"And I'm not putting anyone down; that's not me insulting anyone, that ain't my style, that's not ego. That's not even confidence. That's experience talking. That's history talking. I stepped in the ring day after day, month after month, year after year, put my money where my mouth was, and outperformed everyone. Krash. Cyrus Truth. Ultimate Pain. Alyster Black. Been there, done that. It's a fact; I'm just the best, and hey, if Danny Toner, MVH, J.J. Jay or whoever has a problem with me saying that. That's cool. Just step in the ring, and I can make a believer out of you too. So it doesn't matter if the FWA roster likes it or not. I'm just making a historical moment that FWA deserves! And when they see me raise my arms above my head in victory? I'll just shrug my shoulders and say I told you so Because when I call my shot, you'd better believe that I always back up every single word! Throughout this whole promo, I haven't been humble...I've told it EXACTLY how it is, and I had always lived up to everything I said when I stepped inside the ring! My track record speaks for itself. The list of "match of the year" candidates I've been a part of speaks for itself!
Chubby looks directly into the camera and grins with total self-assurance.
And so when I stand here in front of the entire World and call myself the "The FUTURE Carnal Contendership winner"... well, that's another name that you can guarantee I'll live up to! I've been proving myself every single year. I've never had an off-night, never wasted an opportunity. I have never delivered anything less than one hundred per cent. When I say I'm going to do something? I do it. If I have a goal? I achieve it. And when I say I'm going to win a match? You can stake everything you own on the fact that I WILL WIN! Besides going down the list, who could possibly stop me? Hell, I know how people just love to make an oh-so-shocking return...but you know what's going to happen? Let's say that the buzzer sounds and Danny Toner comes out, He'll come strolling down to the ring, and everyone in the crowd would know that the former world champ is ready to kick butt, but the moment he steps in the ring.
Chubby abruptly claps his hands together, making a SMACK sound effect.
Over the top rope, he goes! No one is gatecrashing my party tonight! This is my moment; I've come too far and worked WAY too hard for anything to stop me now! This is my time, and I don't care how much of a fight everyone wants to bring tonight...
He keeps his eyes locked onto the camera screen and yells.
..I'M ..BRINGING... MORE! I'm bringing everything that I have, EVERYTHING! And everything that Chubby Carlos has... is more than ANYBODY ELSE can hope to match!
Chubby looks fired up as he stares down at the ball in his hand before finally nodding his head with determination. He steps toward the camera, extending his arm to switch off the recording. As he does, Chubby makes sure to give the viewers that have stuck with him throughout his video blog journey a few final parting words before the most important night of their lives.
The next time that I talk to you,... The wrestling world will be changed forever. It's taken a long time to get here... but let me promise you all right now, it will be worth the wait. The moment and everyone in the battle royale doesn't know what's about to come their way because I will tear through ANYBODY that tries to stop me from making this happen. The next time I talk to you, it will be the main event of Back in Business.
Chubby clicks the "off" button to end this final video. With the uploading of Chubby's last video message coinciding with the pay-per-view's running time, After an entire day spent ruminating about the match at hand and what it means to him, Chubby Carlos is on the threshold of wrestling history.
"YOU GOT MAIL!"
This was a sound that meant much, much more, perhaps ten years ago. Now e-mails were filled with spam, junk, trash, garbage, and every bit of filth that you didn't want to waste any bit of your time reading. On a normal day, you would have immediately ignored this ever-so-annoying notification that had blared through your awkwardly loud laptop speakers. Tonight was different, though. It was a Sunday night – what most would consider a day of rest. The common FWA diehard could probably be found on their laptop right now, viewing classic FWA matches and botches on FWA's official Youtube channel: FWAwrestling. However, even the videos can get old after a while. So you decided to humour the robotic voice that had previously startled you moments ago. Most likely, you'd proceed to enter your personal information, allowing you to access all walks of life at the touch of a cursor. However, you would usually overlook that power and instantly look at the number in the parentheses of your Inbox – 4,873..not too bad, you thought to yourself. So you'd go on and click the Inbox simply to see the most recently received e-mail. Chubby-Online.com? You remembered you had subscribed to this site like-ten years ago, but with the inactive status of the website, you had figured it was simply as dead as a doornail. Being a faithful member of the wrestling fandom, you know the carnal contendership is coming. So you decided to humour that creepy male voice even more as you opened up the e-mail and clicked the URL in the first line of text without even giving it a second's worth of thought. You had already allowed all content from this website, so instantly, a new tab in your browser opened up the home page of Chubby Carlos only and official fansite: Chubby-Online.com! As the website began to load in its entirety, displaying a nice cool metal-coloured backdrop, Oh, there seems to be a series of videos—almost a video diary. You made sure that you made yourself comfy as a video seems to be buffed in the centre of the screen before, after a moment,
- Video #1
- Timestamp 12:00 am (22 hours until show time…)
The first video to hit the site goes up in the early hours of the morning before most people are even awake. It begins in a hotel room, clearly being filmed on a digital hand camera rather than any of FWA's usual top-notch media equipment. After a little bit of a shaky start, the camera is positioned on the room's desk table, and the man responsible for the video steps back into the shot. Chubby Carlos, he dressed comfortably and casually in a hoody; it looks like he might have only arrived at the hotel not too long ago or perhaps even just stepped off the plane into the city; he smirks at the camera as he situates themselves directly in the frame, as he sits down on the bed. A small digital alarm clock beside the bed displays the time - 12:00 midnight - He clears his throat and leans forward with a smirk on his face.
"Well.....well...well..2012 vomited, and look who came out..."
Chubby smirks at the snide comment, or maybe he just adores the sounds of his own voice; in any case, now that he's got that out of the way, it was time to get to business...
.... And you're lucky enough to be watching me at a very special time. You see, this is now officially….
Chubby clicks his fingers at the clock before he reaches over and checks the clock for confirmation.
The 24th of April, 2023...And that's a date that will be remembered forever in FWA history. It's the date of the fourteenth Carnel Contendership pay-per-view... but above and beyond that? It's the date that Chubby Carlos makes history. Tonight is the night; I cave my name in the history books; the night is the night I pull off the heist of the century and do something that NO. ONE. No one has ever done this before; for the FIRST time, Chubby Carlos walks into an FWA ring, into the carnal contenders, and Chubby Carlos is going to walk out as Carnel Contendership winner and go to the Main Event of the granddaddy of 'em all! Now, just let that sink in. Really, Really, think about that for a moment because that deserves your attention. Because that's monumental! That's historical! If I pull this off -and I will- I might as well write my Hall of Fame Speech now. Sure, wrestlers have come and gone; some have been successful, some not so much, but when people look back at the history of our business, they'll see it as a bonafide undisputed fact of life that there has never been nor ever will be a big match wrestler like Chubby Carlos. No one has stolen the show more than Chubby Carlos and no one can get on the good foot and do bad, bad things when the lights are on brightest like Chubby Carlos...Tonight is the night when I become immortal.
Chubby Carlos tilts his head back a little, imagining his words coming to life tonight.
This has been a long time coming; trust me on that. And I thought that as important a date as this will be, it deserves to be commemorated correctly. After all, just think about the other big milestone events in people's lives. I'm talking about things like graduations... marriages... childbirth... all of that stuff...
He waves his hand rather dismissively, like even the range of life-changing moments he's just mentioned can't really hold a candle to what they're about to experience
People record those kinds of moments so that they can remember them forever. Well, so they can remember them and then bore their friends and family to tears every time they decide to throw a home movie night. But the principle is solid. Important events need to be remembered. And winning the Carnel Contendership? Being recognized as the best of all time? Dude, I can't honestly think of anything that's more important to me. So that's why I'm planning to put together a video blog throughout this special day, so I don't miss a single second of probably the most important date of my career!: In thirty years, when I'm old and grey, I can boot this recording up, kick back and think, "Man, I was awesome."
He stands smirking with all of his usual trademark confidence. But keeping his focus on the camera as he speaks in the kind of self-assured tones that anyone familiar with Chuby Carlos and his notoriously high opinion of himself on display
So, the question on everyone's lips is why: Why do this? Why take such a risk? Why dare thread where I've never gone before? After all, I ain't got nothing to prove. I'm running a whole damn company; where would I even find the time to do this?
Chubby chuckles momentarily and shakes his head as if the answer is obvious.
I'll be upfront; I don't get a good explanation. I don't have an FWA contract; This isn't some kind of big comeback story; I'm happy where I am in life, working with my company, bringing Lucha to the masses; no one from FWA management has ever contacted me about going full time. If I lose, nothing really changes. I go back to Art of Lucha wrestling, and we all go our merry ways. My legacy is secure. I don't have to prove to anyone who Chubby Carlos is, and that's why I'm doing this because I ain't got nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain. That's just how it goes. If I lose? Hey, no big deal- I'm still one of the greatest of all time; I'm still Chubby Carlos, ain't no skin off my nose. But if I win?
Chubby looks up at the camera as he sucks in air through his teeth.
"It's not just a win; it's HISTORY. It's true immortality. It's earth-shattering. It will change the World...and hey, how could I possibly resist? Hey dude. That's just the curse we all have to deal with. When wrestlers get out of the game, they're never truly out of the game. They all believe they can pull off THAT one big moment, THE heist of the century. A moment that would outlive ourselves, but most of them can't pull it off...but me? Dude, I was BORN to shock the World. It'll be a different story if I'd changed, or wasn't I as sharp as I once was, but dude? Nothing has changed. I'm still Chubby Carlos; I'm still kicking ass; I'm still the hardest-working dude in all of pro wrestling, and ain't no one can outperform Chubby Carlos. Tonight has been a long time coming for me, and that's not just because of AOL. No... it was a long time coming before I even signed my name to a CWA contract; I don't think it's much of a secret that I've been a big-time wrestling fan ever since I was a kid. But I'm not going to waste time sitting here, telling the same tired old story of how I always dreamed about becoming a wrestler someday... or how I've been dreaming about dominating this industry since I was five years old. So, instead, I think I'll spare everyone the heart-warming history lesson and concentrate on the important facts that separate me and my dreams from every other wannabe, like Everyone in the Carnal Contendership with a sob story and an old picture of themselves holding a tacky replica belt when they were a child.
Chubby leans closer to the camera. His smirk is still there, but his eyes have a slightly more intense look as he speaks.
The important difference that sets me apart is that I've never just dreamed a dream and hoped that maybe it would actually happen someday. No... I went out of my way to MAKE IT HAPPEN! I knew I wanted to be the World's best. I won every single title and achieved everything we could in this business, so I dedicated myself to being the best at what I do. Wrestling in gyms. Mexico...Japan... breaking records... being CHAMPION! And all to make it to this moment, this date... when the FWA will put me on the same level as CWA and put me and where I will be acknowledged as the GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD
His smile gets even bigger, turning into an excited grin as the thrill of being on the cusp of achieving all his dreams becomes too much even to try to hide.
That's what tonight means to me. That's the goal I've been working toward for my entire life. And I will achieve that goal, because that's just what I do.
He let those words sink in momentarily, wanting to ensure his message was perfectly clear. He certainly looks like he means every single word that he says, and there is still more that he intends to share with these video blog viewers.
As I said, proving that I'm the best is just what I do, And while I'm sure there are probably a lot of other dudes in this match that feel the exact same way, can any of them really say that they've reached for it in the same way that I have? Can anyone in the carnal contendership honestly claim they've done what I've done? Set the standard? Change the game like Chubby Carlos? Naa man. I've already achieved my dreams; how many dudes can say the same thing? I'm just here to take it to the next level. Oh, I've heard plenty of dudes on the roster come out and share their emotional baggage, crying about how they wanted to be a champion ... but...like...with all due respect, who cares? Honestly? It's all fine and dandy to want to be a "World Champion wrestler" or wins titles when you're a kid, but it's just something that children might say they want to be when they're older, like an "astronaut" or a "lion tamer". Just a childish fantasy that's never really going to happen after they grow up... wise up... and settle into some boring nine-to-five routine. Even the other FWA stars... how many of them can really say that being a wrestler was all they ever wanted to be? How many of them just fell into this after whatever other career they had planned didn't pan out?
He shakes his head with appalled at the camera.
I kick so much ass because, for me, it was never a backup plan or a last resort. It was never just a childish fantasy. It was my life! And yes, sure... there were a lot of dudes that didn't really 'get it'. You have no idea how many times I've been asked what I do for a living and then seen that patronizing look on someone's face when I tell them I'm a professional wrestler. Especially coming from someone looking like I do... Dudes that don't "Get it" see it as a joke. Because there's a lack of respect for this business, people don't 'get it'; they see pro-wrestling as some kind of weird cross-between a stunt show and bad theatre without appreciating for a second the hard work and dedication that we've put into this for years! They don't really understand the level of athleticism, the skills, and the techniques we've needed to perfect to get where we are today. No... they still see it as a glorified circus, where the FWA superstars are just a step above clowns that come out every night in our brightly-coloured outfits to put a smile on the face of all the little kids... And hey, that's cool. I ain't hating; I'm just spittin' facts. But I've always believed pro wrestling could me more. It can change lives. That's why I've fought my entire career, that's why I do what I do, that's why I set up Art of Lucha Wrestling, and THAT'S why I'm in the Carnel Contendership because I wanna change hearts and minds. It's time for professional wrestling to get the respect that it deserves...
He kept looking into the camera; the confidence was clearly visible in his eyes. Chubby smirks and reaches for his digital camera, adjusting it slightly as he prepares to sign off on this first video in his series.
Alright, I think that's enough for now. I got a big day ahead, the biggest in FWA history, as a matter of fact, so I have more for you after I've had a good night's sleep.
He laughs as he starts to switch off the camera.
Believe me; I got PLENTY to say... so you'll want to make sure you tune in. Later...
...and off goes the camera, which ends the video. And the viewers watching this first instalment quickly clicked on the next link, bringing up the second video in this series...
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Video #2
- Timestamp 21:00 (1 hour until match time...)
The final video begins with a backstage shot in the arena, showing several black crates for transporting FWA production equipment on the road. The camera seems to have been set up on one of these boxes, giving it a clear shot of a corridor with several "FWA" and "Carnal Contendership" banners hanging from the walls. Chubby doesn't take long to step onto the scene after setting the camera. He is now dressed for action in his usual wrestling gear of green and black polka dots and wearing a matching Art of Lucha shirt, and clutching what appears to be embracing a ball in his hand; he quickly sets the ball down on a production crate taking care while he flashes a grin with obvious excitement at the camera.
Here we are, in the heart of music city .. a little later than I had planned to do this, but the traffic in Nashville is no joke. And the lady in the car ahead of mine was having a long-term committed relationship with second gear, which really slowed me down...but that's ok because this is an important arena, obviously. After all, in just a few hours, it will become the place where Chubby Carlos wins the Carnel ContendershipI'm pretty sure that the Nashville tourist board will be sending me 'thank you' cards for the rest of my life because I'm about to make this arena a must-see destination for all wrestling fans around the World. And to give this arena its moment in history, I will always be remembered. I have to go through 29 dudes?
He laughs to himself.
Welp, I'm ready; in case you didn't notice, I already have my numbers…
Chubby holds up his ball between his fingers as if on cue, displaying it for the camera.
"...And for me? These numbers are far more important than anyone else in this match because what time I come out is going to be the key to my win tonight. In a perfect world, I'll come out dead last, y'know, getting that massive pop, but what if I'm number one and have to go through the entire field?
Chubby looks down at his own ball as if considering his own words before closing his hands with a shrug.
Guess you'll just have to find out, won't you? Oh, what? Do you think I'll just up and show you where and when I'm coming out? Yeah, as if I'll give away the element of surprise. I don't know who's watching. Cyrus is OBSESSED with me; he's probably watching right now.
Chubby offers a cheery wave to the camera mouthing the words "Hey, Cy."
Besides, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter all that much; it's just a case of how easy lady luck made it for me…hey... She has a thing for me, but that's beside the point. It doesn't matter what number I drew because no matter what, I don't plan on being eliminated. That's the thing about talent like me. You can repress it as much as you want, but no matter what you do, the cream always rises to the top and if you want proof of that? Just watch what I do tonight.
Chubby shrugs just a little casually.
"...and not everyone is going to like that; the entire FWA roster isn't going to like someone who doesn't have an FWA contract just waltz on into the main event of the biggest show of the year. I mean, I get it. I do, but here's the thing.… I respect all the guys in this match, Shawn Summers, Tommy Bedlam, whoever it may be; They're good. I ain't saying they're not good...I'm just....better."
Chubby shrugs again with a vibe of "I hate to say it, but it's true."
"And I'm not putting anyone down; that's not me insulting anyone, that ain't my style, that's not ego. That's not even confidence. That's experience talking. That's history talking. I stepped in the ring day after day, month after month, year after year, put my money where my mouth was, and outperformed everyone. Krash. Cyrus Truth. Ultimate Pain. Alyster Black. Been there, done that. It's a fact; I'm just the best, and hey, if Danny Toner, MVH, J.J. Jay or whoever has a problem with me saying that. That's cool. Just step in the ring, and I can make a believer out of you too. So it doesn't matter if the FWA roster likes it or not. I'm just making a historical moment that FWA deserves! And when they see me raise my arms above my head in victory? I'll just shrug my shoulders and say I told you so Because when I call my shot, you'd better believe that I always back up every single word! Throughout this whole promo, I haven't been humble...I've told it EXACTLY how it is, and I had always lived up to everything I said when I stepped inside the ring! My track record speaks for itself. The list of "match of the year" candidates I've been a part of speaks for itself!
Chubby looks directly into the camera and grins with total self-assurance.
And so when I stand here in front of the entire World and call myself the "The FUTURE Carnal Contendership winner"... well, that's another name that you can guarantee I'll live up to! I've been proving myself every single year. I've never had an off-night, never wasted an opportunity. I have never delivered anything less than one hundred per cent. When I say I'm going to do something? I do it. If I have a goal? I achieve it. And when I say I'm going to win a match? You can stake everything you own on the fact that I WILL WIN! Besides going down the list, who could possibly stop me? Hell, I know how people just love to make an oh-so-shocking return...but you know what's going to happen? Let's say that the buzzer sounds and Danny Toner comes out, He'll come strolling down to the ring, and everyone in the crowd would know that the former world champ is ready to kick butt, but the moment he steps in the ring.
Chubby abruptly claps his hands together, making a SMACK sound effect.
Over the top rope, he goes! No one is gatecrashing my party tonight! This is my moment; I've come too far and worked WAY too hard for anything to stop me now! This is my time, and I don't care how much of a fight everyone wants to bring tonight...
He keeps his eyes locked onto the camera screen and yells.
..I'M ..BRINGING... MORE! I'm bringing everything that I have, EVERYTHING! And everything that Chubby Carlos has... is more than ANYBODY ELSE can hope to match!
Chubby looks fired up as he stares down at the ball in his hand before finally nodding his head with determination. He steps toward the camera, extending his arm to switch off the recording. As he does, Chubby makes sure to give the viewers that have stuck with him throughout his video blog journey a few final parting words before the most important night of their lives.
The next time that I talk to you,... The wrestling world will be changed forever. It's taken a long time to get here... but let me promise you all right now, it will be worth the wait. The moment and everyone in the battle royale doesn't know what's about to come their way because I will tear through ANYBODY that tries to stop me from making this happen. The next time I talk to you, it will be the main event of Back in Business.
Chubby clicks the "off" button to end this final video. With the uploading of Chubby's last video message coinciding with the pay-per-view's running time, After an entire day spent ruminating about the match at hand and what it means to him, Chubby Carlos is on the threshold of wrestling history.